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Oct 18, 2024
Vamp Hire
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M4F
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33m 43s
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Oct 18, 2024
Vamp Hire
31,581 plays
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2,240 favorites
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When the date you ordered wants to eat you... in more ways than one.
Co-written with BB Easton
Guest appearance by BB Easton
[M4F] [Vampire] [Dating Service] [Masochism] [MSub] [Accent] [Romance] [Body Appreciation] [Burning] [Oral] [Going Down on You] [Mistress] [Worship] [Bondage] [Penetration] [Begging] [Monsters] [Growling] [Deep Voice] [Biting] [Aftercare]
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When the date you ordered wants to eat you... in more ways than one.
Co-written with BB Easton
Guest appearance by BB Easton
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The way I giggled and slammed the play button… 🥰
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91w
How am I THIS EARLY I HAVE BEEN BLESSED~
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Adding to my queue for tonight! I about screamed when I saw the Eric Northman teaser photo on Instagram 😍🧛🏻♂️
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This feels appropriate for both the season and the fact that Halloween was invented by the Irish. (Also BB!!!!! 😍😂)
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Barely 3 min in and I'm giggling so much 😊
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I
Inactive User
Oh. Lord. Here we go.
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You had me at [Body Appreciation].
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MSub and Vampire??? HELLO???
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🎵Girl Dinner🎵[MSub]🎵Girl Dinner🎵
Yes!!! It's so rare that The Devil gets Subby. 😈
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Devil Zaddy and Fair Smutmother in one episode! Love it!
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9 min in and I have to hit pause and wait to listen until I'm alone. VAMPIRE ERIC IS TOO FUCKING CHARMING AND 🤤
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My vampire-loving heart is happy 😈
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Body appreciation and vampires. Thank you Devil Zaddy and Fairy Smutmother
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I didn’t have TDOD making me cry on my bingo card for today but here we are. Fuck, this is beautiful.
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Omg these Early drops are killing me... the tags tho! We are blessed 💚🤍🧡
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You're early...or am I late? Back after listening. 😘
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The devil as a sub 🥵 say less
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I am unwell .. UN. FUCKING. WELL!!!!!!! I STILL HAVE THREE HOURS BEFORE IM HOME DAMN IT!!!
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Send help 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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NOT the accent I was expecting but I'm here for it 😍
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OK. OK. My teen crush was Gary Oldman in Dracula. My adult crush is The Devil of Dublin. How can I FUCKING survive THIS???!?!
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The devil has done it again!!!!
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Cracking my phone screen w how hard I hit play
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“Have fuuuun, have fun have fun” 😂👏🏼👏🏼✨🤌🏼🫡🫡
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I learn something new about myself with every audio drop
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Another amazing scenario! Thank you Devil, you should write poetry ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I was not expecting to cry today TDOD!!! 🥹 this was beautiful, thank you 💖
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That file sounded awfully big 😂😂😂
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Also BB, we know you do everything around here 😉😘
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*siiiigh* as a longtime devotee of vampire stories—this hits perfectly. Thank you
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Oh Sweet Devil! Praise, poetry and vampire whimpers? YES PLEASE!
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time to clock innnnn *opens bedside drawer* 😌
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Update: in fact I did not survive. It was a transcendental experience😭😭How, I ask, HOW can this be exciting, touching, thrilling and cheeky at the same time? And the final…?🤣🤣🤣Praise to you and BB🛐🛐
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I
Inactive User
More beautiful, more ethereal, more coveted than you…in that voice sigh. This body appreciation 🤌🤌🤌I’m 💀.
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Dial 669 for a good time 😜
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91w
Please, call us mistress some more…I only hit the curb with my mom van a *little* bit…
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I
Inactive User
Ohhhh hello silver bondage!!!
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Here we go!!!!
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91w
Haha, the fact he doesn't have to breathe makes it even more fun 😏😇
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91w
After I saw the Eric Northman teaser yesterday I knew today was going to be a good day. The Devil stepping into this realm I'm surely already dead 🧛💜❤️ Thank you sir 😘
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91w
I love BB…lol…she does everything around there…so funny 😄
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In my monster (s)mash era 🧛 🩷
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Hellooooo BB
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Well, smack my arse and call me Sookie… 🔥😈🔥😈
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Having just read the Empire of the Vampire series, this hit!
Exquisite 🤌🏻
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"Thanks for calling Vamp Hire. We fang'em, you bang'em." Had me giggle so hard. This is brilliant! 🤩
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There’s all kinds of… eating to be done. Get to it, sir ! 🫦🦇
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MSub is my ✨jam✨. A powerful man on his knees? Oh, baby, yes. Vampire smut? Yes, please. Eric N? 🫠🔥🫠
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Such a good boy! You did so well for me. Maybe next time I will allow you to feast on my blood more. And as always, safe in your arms, where the world 🌎 exists. Until next Friday!
91w
Netflix and chill 😉
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This was amazing, but I come here to be feral not to catch feelings... if anyone needs me, I'll be cuddling the Void and weeping.
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Not BB out here making me giggle. The Queen needs to become a VA 😍
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An MSub Vampire? Damn.....this was bloody delicious 😋
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HELL YES 🙌 HBD TO MEEEEE
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Goth Damn It! I can't listen and take calls too. I have to wait. Sad now
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That was fun. 😁 I enjoy a good vampire romance. I was also very curious about [MSub] actually coming from you, and was very amused to see the most "topping from the bottom" scenario possible. (It's okay. It's very hard to exchange growls for whimpers. And you know we love those signature growls!) And thank you for your monologue about how all women are beautiful. That was sweet. I definitely hear that from older men. (And what is a vampire romance but the ultimate age gap trope? 🤣) I'm still craving something specifically for us chubby/curvy girls and straight out of your mouth and not a character's, but I am satiated for the time being. 😉 Thank you, Eric and BB. You really got me in the mood for Halloween. Think I'll go watch Interview for the billionth time and imagine the addition of a 6'4" bearded, long haired Irishman to the cast.
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I never really likes MSub but this man and BBs wrighting make me want to make this man kneel at my feet and call me his Queen over and over
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Finally.
91w
As a Strahd girlie this did things to me
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Little lamb, present and accounted for. 🙋♀️🐑
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BB really does everything around here 😂 excellent writing from her as always!
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🧛🏼♀️
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I just love hearing BB’s voice in your audios. She has such a lovely soft voice.
On another note, I also love seeing BB & Amanda being so comfortable around you, in the pictures of the Glasgow trip this week. It is so lovely to see how you create such a safe space for people! Such a testament of your character.
You’re not just a pretty face 😜
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Oh my gods…the way I let out a whimpered sigh, the voice, the words. I am at this man’s mercy and I cannot deny it any longer, the things I would let him do to me…for me, with me. 😫💦💦💦💦
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Let’s take this to the neck level
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The accent is perfect, could totally picture Klaus Kinski's rendition of Nosferatu..which I wasn't aware I wanted to picture in a sexual way and now I've learned something 👀😛😂
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“Vampire” 🥳🫶🏽🙂↔️
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*giggles in horror*
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You should know that this is immediately getting added to my Fangbanger playlist here on Quinn! lol
It’s tricky to make vampire stories fresh as they’ve been done so many times, but a subby vamp is a new one on me!! Loved it! Domming a vampire lover is a dream I didn’t even know I had till right now lol 😝 Good job, and loved the funny intro with BB as well! This was fun!
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This truly was other worldly❤️ I'll admit I love anything vampire and this brought me into that world. There really is nothing the devil won't do to make our fantasies come true 😘👏🫠 And yes I'm writing this from beyond the grave but cozy in my coffin I had delivered to my cage in hell 🫠 Sinner for life 😘👏❤️
91w
[MSub] + [Vampire]??!! Sinners, tonight we feast 🤭
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Such pretty pretty words from such a sexy boy😉
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Devil MSub Vampire in the bath with a glass of wine - OH HELL YEAH 😍😍😍
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I
Inactive User
And we all day thank you BB 🙏🫠 thank you devil 😈🧛 Do we get a full Irish Hauntspitality soon? 😅
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Oh god oh god oh god oh god. HELLLLP I’ve been hoping you would do a vampire audio.
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They just don't make 'em like they used to. BB, can you send an ancient vampire to my house too? Please and thank you.
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Bravo to BB and of course the Devil himself. Now I have to go to church Sunday. 🙏
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BBW Approved. 👿 😍
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Unfortunately, not my favorite...
91w
Did that ending make anyone else crave a sexy pirate audio next? That laugh was giving me Barbossa vibes.
The things I now find sexy...I'm becoming concerned. 😆
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Me likey!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Of course, BB does everything! 😆💯 But I'm here for the body appreciation!!! 💕🙌🏾
91w
Oh dear devil you know what you are doing and you do it so well
Growl growl whimper growl talk about feral Friday 🥵
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It’s the follow up to True Blood that I’ve been craving!!! Thank you Devil for this gift 😈
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I loved this one! Funny, surprising, atmospheric, and of course hot. Eric’s acting and accent work are amazing here. Someone’s got herself a vampire BF!
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Oh no Oh no Oh no....I am in danger. The vampire kink is strong but I am stronger... I hope.
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I laughed, almost cried, and had a happy ending with a movie afterwards.
Perfect Friday Night Fright date. 💜
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my crush on count dracula from hotel transylvania came in handy today
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Who else needs an audio comprised essentially just of The Devil growling?? 😅
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Well this is a service that I desperately need to exist yesterday... That accent work was absolutely infallible, too 🖤👌
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I loved Buffy and Spike back in the day so I squealed when I saw this. I wasn't expecting to be put so much in my feels I would be crying by the end, though, so thank you for that unexpected twist. I swear, every single time I think you've hit top tier, you guys go and outdo yourselves yet again. You're incredible and I gotta say, this might be my new favorite 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
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1,000,000/10
Please make a part 2!!!
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Well this is going to be a favorite over the next few weeks❤️
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the way I RAN after i saw this on quinn's tik tok...
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[MSub] [Begging] It just hits different. 😈🔥🔥 I love a good mix of styles from BB & Devil Daddy. I really enjoyed this one.
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Omg ... The production!!!! And ... The little scream that left my mouth when I heard his voice ... God!! It's honestly embarrassing the power you have over me sir...
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That little jingle is going to be stuck in my head for days now 🎶Vamp Hire🎶Vamp Hire🎶🫶🏻
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You two!! Had me giggling n squirming as per usual. The ending. 🤣 - no spoilers
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Oh boy. I’m in danger!
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🎶I’m a little lamb who’s lost in the wood, I know I could always be good…🎶🐑
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“I just let the big guy think he’s in charge” god damn it BB you crack me up and make me horny.
Also I need a mockumentary of the Devils Dilemma hotline office.
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Netflix and Chilled 🤣
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The way those growls rattle in my brain 🫠
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Going to throw this on during my platelet donation today, feels appropriate.
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😆 Using your own story premise for a horror movie
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Outstanding! Highly entertaining. Who doesn't love vampire boinking?
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msub?!? 🧛🏼♀️ bless you devil.
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Absolutely loved the twist on the usual vamp trope (those silver sizzle sounds were *chef's kiss*), and the mirror scene was perfection! (Am adding this to my predate playlist for that part.) And the ending!! I was grinning like an idiot. You two are such an incredible creative team!
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Ahhhh BB!!!! Her voice is lovely. This was utterly exquisite. Thank you Devil
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You just carry on with the vampire theme Eric! 🧛🏼♂️ Delicious…
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BB is the bomb. Love her 🥰 the way I giggle in the first 2 minutes. Who doesn't love a Msub vampire 😋
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The accent tho 💜
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Loveeee the music intro !!
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God I'm in love with this man and voice
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Its nearly 3am I cannot be screaming like this without scaring the neighbors! I also had to screenshot the audio being 666 favorites before I favorited it myself
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I read the tags and thought I was prepared but the way in which I had to pause this audio the second I heard him say mistress and do a full on breathing exercise to calm down enough to finish the audio. This is immediately at the top of my favorites now
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I think I'm actually a different person after listening to this audio and I just want to keep it on repeat for the next 48 hours straight.
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Early production elements have me 😆 Is there anything better than funny smut? I think not.
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Would definitely love a second date with this vampire 🤤
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When he said Good Girl! Melted into a ducking puddle🫠🫠🔥
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Sir you literally put me 6 feet under with this one and then reanimated my corpse for a good time. Many thanks 👌🏼
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Am I supposed to be laughing? Because I'm dying laughing over here 🤣🤣🤣
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I love BB telling it like it is. (We all know who is in charge lol)
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*sigh* thank you both, that was beautifully poetic..
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Haha You got a soul, we got a solution 💀
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That ending though lmao I love the devil and his callbacks 😘
91w
Buffy, True Blood, Interview with a Vampire, Van Helsing, even The Little Vampire - I love vampire films/tv shows. (Notice how I didn't include the "sparkly" film saga beginning with T✨️ 😒)
This was 😏... it was... OK I'm not going to lie, it was too funny! I don't know why, but it cracked me up.
You know I love you and your work, I'm your most loyal feral pet. I don't mean to offend you, and I apologise wholeheartedly if I have 🙏🏻
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Not these two full circling back to one of the first audios they did hahah. I won't lie the voice wasn't catching me,but as you said more poetry it was growing on me. I loved the hints of True Blood in there, BB I adore you so much.
Now time to daydream and dream of the devil as a vampire some more hehe.
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Hi BB!! Y'all did great on this one 😁
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I’ll need to save this for when I’m all alone at home…..🫦🩸🧎🏻♀️
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Yup you can bite me as much as you want
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The accent is everything 🤣🤣
90w
I should’ve known I was headed here. Obsessed with Buffy at like 9 years old.
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Kicking my feet up in the air and giggling 🤭
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“Have you tried condoms?” BB I SCREAMED
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Dragos got me clutching my pearls and I love it 🤭😮💨
90w
Full sensory experience.🔥🔥🔥 loved the homage to the audio that made me fall for you.🫠🤩🫠
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Can we get a Part 2 ?❣️
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HAHAHA the beginning
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Haha the Netflix sound took me out ☠️🤣🤣🤣 you are awesome 👏🏾
90w
I can't sleep. It's currently 00:45am and I. Can't. Sleep. This happens every fucking week when I'm an impatient brat who can't wait for the new audio drop 🫦
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I need a book on the inner workings of hells HR department please
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1)The body appreciation had me in tears. 2) that. was. HOT.
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Hot. God damn. Loved hearing from BB, too 🖤🖤🖤
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"He won't come inside" "have you tried condoms?" 😂😂
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so you're just gonna drop a lil surf rock banger like it's nothing, huh
90w
Gawd I love spooky season
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This was great!!! I need more
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yesssss let's become ONE ! 🩸
89w
the callback is incredible
89w
Good gods, this healed something in me 🖤
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💀💀💀 at 32:04
89w
That ending gives me Pirate Eric vibes and I'm here for it! 🧛♂️ 🦇
89w
lol omg I love it.
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This was amazing 🔥🔥🔥
88w
As a Halloween baby, I can only say. “Happy Birthday to me!” 🎃🧛🎂
87w
PLEAAASSEEE CAN WE GET MOREEE
86w
I
Inactive User
My vampire obsessed self is screaming! So hot 😘
85w
I guess I never left my Twilight vampire phase, since this is my favorite audio on Quinn
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17:20 and just like that you got my attention!
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“Youuuu must bounce on it craaaazy style” 🤣👍🏼
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Jesus.....
78w
Once again requesting a full series that’s just BB being a hilariously adorable and badass receptionist for the Devil, because I swear she’s my favorite part of these 😂
76w
BB EASTON THE WOMAN THAT YOU AREEEE
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I want you..to… bounce on it 🧛♂️
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it's giving "you must bounce on it, crazy style" and IM TRYING TO
I'm living for it. This accent is so hot god I love vampires 😩🥀
Me: 🪦
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You must bounce on it.....crazzzy style
67w
why am I hearing Nosferatu?
67w
Might just need more of this one. I’ve only listened 20 times
66w
good gods above save me....♡
63w
You def need to capitalize on Sinners (Remmick) now
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Is this the same guy who made the "you must bounce on it.... crrrraaaazzy style" audio on tiktok??
60w
Loved the body praise!! And the visual of her facing the mirror with him, reflection-less, behind her…Chef’s kiss 💋
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You always know the right way to go ‘cause DAYAMN.
49w
Brilliant in every way. ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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TDOD. Bouncing crazy like before it was a thing.
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I keep coming back to this audio, because the accent is so incredibly good, and the acting. It really is more than just the smut. 🖤
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Not Netflix and Chillin with Mr Vamp Daddy 🤣
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🤭🤭🤭intresting
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Wow this is next level! The writing is thoughtful and lyrical but still funny and fun. The voice acting is on point. The production and soundscape is top notch. You two are the best, A+ work all around.
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PERFECTION 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😈😈😈😈😈🧛🏻🧛🏻♀️
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May I? YOU MAY!!
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