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Aug 16, 2024
Size Matters
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M4F
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27m 3s
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Aug 16, 2024
Size Matters
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You call me from an adult toy store asking for some measurements.
Written by BB Easton
*This audio is Part 2 in the Hey Darlin' series but can be listened to as a standalone.
[M4F] [Long Distance Boyfriend] [Phone Sex] [MDom] [Voyeurism] [In Public] [Toys] [Dildo] [Praise] [Controlling] [Loving] [Moaning] [Possessive] [Intense] [Aftercare] [Series]
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You call me from an adult toy store asking for some measurements.
Written by BB Easton
*This audio is Part 2 in the Hey Darlin' series but can be listened to as a standalone.
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Not me running to my car in the middle of the night..
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Wall of dicks 🤣
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What is happening to me🧍🏻♀️🤰🏻👩🏻🍼
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Time for an early lunch break I just ran to my car 😁👏 I literally laughed out loud with the "wall of dicks" oh this is going to be fun 😊🥰😘
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„Hey Darling“ Hi Daddy 🔥
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Hey Darlin........wall of dicks.......what a start 💚
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My girthmasterr dildo just came in 👀
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Zero plays?! Omg I’m so early, don’t mind if I do 😈
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“What’s good for the hole might not be good for the soul” is both hilarious and oddly poetic 🤣
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Sigh… another day of mopping the floor 💦
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Debating adding cock connoisseur to my CV!
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Here early! So are we getting the measurements to buy our own Devil? 🍆👀
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*Scrambles to find car keys*
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TDOD has just created the perfect fictional boyfriend, fk me.
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LETS GOOOO!!! Tempted to play this on blast in electronics, but I’ll wait till I’m in me car. 😁
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Surround sound TDOD definitely does not disappoint
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This is so weirdly wholesome 😂💀
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Not me trying to learn how to breathe again!
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Well sweet Jesus that was …… 🫠
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Literally said “oh fuck” just at the title and description
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Text from neighbor: Everything okay with your car? Me: yeah, of course. It's just that my ... eh... "friend" the devil, I mean Eric said I had to listen to this thing in the car. And I like to do what he says, so... Neighbor: ... You're friends with the devil? Me: ...maybe..., fuck, mind your business.
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Alexa, change my legal name to Darlin
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HEADPHONES!!!
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I am in the grocery store! Earbuds……? Where are there…? Digs through handbag……🤦♀️
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I'm SAT
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DADDY
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This should have come with a warning to not actually drive while listening. Holy shit. Also, please add 'baby girl' to the list of things that can instantly make me melt.
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TDOD proving to everyone, it's not about size but how you use it 😏
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Waiting for part 2 with [Butt Stuff] now 🥵 what a tease
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Dead. This is my ghost. 👻 Devil Daddy, how many times are you gonna kill me like this? All of the times, I swear. This is so good.
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The way you say butt plug makes me smile ☺️
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Never been so happy to have an hr drive home from work.
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THE SLAPS! 🫠
And again I wish I could have this on surround sound in my living room full blast
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Well damn... I had such big plans today, car charged, clean the apartment and no adult responsibilities for when this dropped. Then, neighborhood bbq I forgot about, exhausted introvert, nope, hide inside. I promise I will take a drive tomorrow, devil sir 🫡
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SOUNDING sir you are brave 😦🫢
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This man. I just...
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When my now husband and I were dating, we were long distance from the UK to North America. I may have had a very similar experience with an accented hottie and this brought back a flood of memories and tingles. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Well well well let’s test my poker face on a DART ride from Brat…I mean, Bray (I had to stop, sorry Daddy) Btw, loved the Prestige nod: do you happen to have a twin;?
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Holy fuck… 13:29 😇🫦🔥
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Immediately added to favourites 😂 I am shameless lol listening on my way homeeee
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Fuck👏yes👏daddy👏
😈🇮🇪☘️
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So good. All the pining for an Irish boyfriend fantasies full filled. Keep these coming. The credit card measurement I took as width wise, and I giggled out loud.
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Hozier EP drop and Devil of Dublin Drop on the same day!
Are the Irish trying to hurt us??? (pls continue to do so)
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Holy sweet Jesus… how do these keep getting better and better! Nothin is wiping the smile off my face today!! I’m getting you to a million plays cos this is just going on repeat!
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The way the checkout sounds had me cackling like a god damn hyena!!
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“What’s good for the hole might not be good for the soul” 💀🤣
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Aaaay *moans in spanish*
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Did I arrange my errands today around the time of drop? Yes. Am I thankful for cruise control? Also yes. Do I wish I had tinted window? Hell yes.
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No because I literally just watched Independence Day yesterday
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Devil Daddy is going to get people arrested for listening to this in public
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What other option do I have on Saturday at 5am on drop day when I can’t sleep but to go sit in my car in the driveway because a certain someone told me to listen in the car.
Here’s hoping all the neighbours are still asleep
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I want to listen now but I can't get in the carrrrr. I'm normally a good girl who listens but imma have to be a brat today 🙌🏾
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Sweet Mother of Growls! How do these get better each time?! 🌟
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Sweet Jesus this was next level, I'm done ( and looking forward to a repeat later) thanks darlin' 🔥🔥🔥
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... he said BABYGIRL.....
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WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!?!?
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"You know when I get started there's only one way this ends..". Oh do we ever. The devil is not demure he's dangerous to our libido. 💦
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Mine is purple too 😘
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Not me in my car on the highway and hearing “I want you to hear me in surround sound” 😳 don’t worry. I do.
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I literally purred when you said "Is this what you need, babygirl?" Well, it is my birthday Mr. Devil Sir. 😉🔥🥵😈💥❤️
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@submissus I want to know if the girthmasterr toy is worth the investment, I have been VERY curious 👀
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I’ve never been happier to be a BRAT 😈
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as a good little sinner i followed instructions and listened to this in the car 😇 however a slight oversight on my part, listening while driving to a very platonic meet up with my crush 🥴🫠 i shouldn’t be allowed in public feeling this feral, pray for me sinners in this the hour of my most unhinged longing
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If you ever actually make an audio with sounding I genuinely may not survive 😳😳😳
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PSA don't listen while actually driving. The way those growls and slaps had me veering into oncoming traffic...sweet Jesus. Best ride home ever!
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Never would I think someone would talk about sounding in a Quinn audio
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Am I the only one who wiped out my wallet and started lining my credit cards out in a panic? I need to know how many cards!!
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I listened while driving twice😍 Very distracting in the best way! Bravo dear Devil
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Me staring at the bottle of water in my cup holder like…👀
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jesus CHRIST
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„Sweet dreams“ and my head „…are made of these…🎵“ Wish my car would have a speaker😅
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Decided to listen to this in the car after my sea swim…..note to self, car should be stationary while listening to a 6’ 4” Irishman turn me to jelly 🤪😀🇮🇪
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Happy Friday to me 🤩
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So many tags, yet not a SINGLE mention of what brand/model to get for our accurate Devil-adjacent toy. How fucking rude. 🤣
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“Get hard and measure it” I almost just spit out the coffee I was drinking all over the place 😅
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Well, we’re all going to have a iykyk moment when there’s a story on the news about a mysterious uptick in cars being taken in to get their drivers seats reupholstered. 👀
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As well as being scorching hot, there's some really funny shit in this 🤣 alien octopus and Independence Day anyone?
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I must have had an angel looking out for me. I put this audio on during my commute home. It is an actual miracle that I didn’t wreck my car listening to this. 😈😂
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The fucking ending haha I love the devil’s sense of humor! 😂”what!? That is romantic! Just imagine how vulnerable I’ll be! I might even cry” haha had the BIGGEST grin on my face 😁
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I am....a puddle. I'm... That's all I've got. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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The way that I am MORE than ok with this man calling me a cumslut is not ok.
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I just think it’s kismet that my drive home from work is exactly 27 minutes 🚗💦
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The shriek/giggle I just let out at the surround sound🙂↔️🙂↔️
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The cackle I just let loose at “wall of 🍆s”…unreal, 10/10!
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Ahhh BB. We live for our funny sex-crazed bossy/subby Irishman.⭐️ Devil indeed. Oh yeah and Eric. Good on ya mate. Well done😂😂😂🫠🔥👑💜
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The tentacle!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA that's the best choice, don't ask me how I know 🤣🤣
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Oh my gaud… this ride home from work was fun. And yes, I will be thinking about this drop every single time I get in the car now. Also our song better by Hozier. 
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I don't usually listen to your audios for the first time in my car because they're special, so I wait until I get home. But this time, because you said to, I did it and what the actual fuck?!?!?! Whatever you paid for that sound engineering degree, it was worth every penny. Jesus Christ, every week I say it's perfect and then every week it's even better? How?
Also, usually when girls talk about biting their lip or their knuckle, I get it, but I always feel like when I do it I'm acting a little. Like I know I'm trying to be cute or something. But this? This had me grinning till my cheeks hurt, biting my lip, biting my knuckle, laughing out loud, whimpering and generally looking like a maniac in stalled rush hour traffic. Would love to know what people in cars the next lanes over were thinking. Absolutely cannot stop smiling. You and BB are diabolical! Thank you for this gift!
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I knew this audio is gonna be 🔥from the tags but the ending is so sweet!🥹(and is it a teaser for a future LDR episode?🍑👀)
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I would gladly sin for this type of man on every sabbath...idc idc 🤷🏾♀️💕
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I was torn between being a brat and listening to this as soon as possible (not in a car), or being a good girl and waiting until I could listen in the car.
Maybe being a good girl was worth it this time. MAYBE. (But this does *not* mean I've learned my lesson.)
Also, holy shit. You and BB are out here changing the game, damn.
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My Kelley Blue Book value is shot. 💦
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'Not with that attitude' is one of my favourite responses 😆brilliant. Distance dom energy and the grunts were top notch in this one 🥳👏
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Drinking strawwwwww
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Trust me sir the SEAT IS RUINED.
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Eric please add growl tags
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Thank you BB Easton for your creative and diabolical talents
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Whooooweeee Devil Daddy...gonna be the death of this sinner...In nomime Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti..Amen
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Ooooh I live sounding! Pleeeeeeeease
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"Baby girl" 🫠 I- that's what took me out ✨️head empty✨️
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Well didn't think Phone sex with a dildo in car would be the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life but here we are. 💕
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13:30 had me locked in. Wasn’t expecting how sweet an audio this could be at the end, what with these tags, but you and BB have done it again, well done Devil.
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The things you do for us sinners!!
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I’ll call you by your name if you fucking call me Lilith…
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You had me at ‘wall of dicks’ Daddy 🤣🖤😘
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Missed a tag [Dick Slaps] 🙌
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Oh damm the whimpers from this man! I'm falling apart
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I need a new(er) car! 😩
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Where do I send BB and Eric flowers for this? Lord 🥵🥵🥵
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Never a disappointment! Can we please have another MMF MDom, PLEASE! The end of brat test had me screaming!
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Me: is there anywhere in the carpark that doesn't show on the camera?
My Boss: Why?
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I was a bit too distracted to really notice yesterday but the sound quality change for the car speakers part is fuckin gorgeous!! Really made an intense difference and worked to completely pull my focus and surrender, beautiful work👏
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Kissing through the phone? Well if the audio hadn’t already killed me that would’ve done me in 😭
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Also, listening in the car made a huge difference. Wow. The Devil and BB never miss. This was so so so good!
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Me aloud @ 20:10: You are… yours… you, only you. Co-worker: Who you talkin’ to? Me: 😬
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any audio that starts with a wall of dicks is gonna be a wild ride. pun intended…?
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No, but really, couldn’t we all use a wall of dicks?
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Preach!keep smiling cuties✨
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Mmm, mmmm, mmm! 😌🌶️🌶️🌶️
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the fuckin fast ass shop sound effects made me laugh a bit caught me off guard 🤣😭😭
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Hmph. Time for me to go buy a car. I don’t actually have to pay back those pesky student loans, do I? In the meantime, I guess the bus will have to do? Incidentally, 27 minutes is the exact amount of time from my front door to the front door of the cathedral on a Sunday morning…
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SOUNDING?!?!?!?!?!?!
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If the Devil offered classes I’d sign my man up today 🥵
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Oh this is hot.. goddaaayyuummm
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The sounds of the cash register really quick had my dying. That’s about how quick I head home to listen to these audios. Hot damn.
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The sound effects buying the toy sent me 😂
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*Hops into Little Tike car* This is the best i can do. Hit play!
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Sir 😩😩🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚘
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But we didn’t get any measurements 😢🥺
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I love going into the toy store with my partner... always a good time
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hey yeah so this is my new favorite!!!! thanks!!!!!!!
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Oh lord, your SFX are the best on this app Mr. Devil! 😈
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I just pray we get to try the butt stuff later 😳😩
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If I’m ever in a car crash and this is the last thing I’ve listened to… I think my friends would understand 😏🔥
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Still giggling at "is this why you wanted me to watch Independence Day?"
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This bitter divorcee would like to say....this boyfriend energy is really bad for business sir. Got me over here like humm 🤔... I think I'll stick to fictional boyfriends but you out here making it difficult 🫠.
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I needed that. Thank you baby 😘
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GOODNESS ME
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Omg the growl😶🌫️🤤🥵
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**wiggles in seat and crosses legs**
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this just got better and better.
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Not all us driving around with "Quinn Face" 😛 Christ Jesus! And that wasn't even when the surround sound kicked in! How am I supposed to drive like this, Sir?!
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I was sat on the bus earlier today and noticed the lady in front of me had tried to open her Quinn app discreetly (I'm a nosey bitch) and saw she was scrolling, so I wrote on a piece of scrap paper 'Quinn - The Devil of Dublin. You're welcome' and gave it to her as I got off on the next stop.
If that was you and you made it here, welcome to Hell, you're going to love it!!
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Well good fucking morning for me 🫦💦
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23:50 😭
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So I'll be calling you tomorrow night 🥰😘
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My goodness the 2nd half of this audio + the aftercare ☔️🫠🥰
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Sweet and dirty Devil BF is my Achilles heel
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Just delicious
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Omg you are amazing 👏
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The noises at the end really did it for me.
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Paid and got in the car so fast she didn't skip a single beat lol
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Brain officially melted......
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I remember in your interview with John York, you said something like, “If you’re going to the buffet, you’re not just going to have the chicken.” Well here I am only having the chicken! I’m in every comment section like “Whoo I’m about to make a name for myself here!”😂
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"my girl doesn't go without" 🥰😭🫠
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Those growls.. 😮💨🖤
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Coincidentally, I started listening to this while driving 😅 Love this story so much! The spontaneity, the witty comments, and my gawd, the pacing is perfect! 🔥
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You are k i l l i n g me🤤🫠
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Those grunts have turned me feral.....
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Holy Fudge Balls
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HOLY. SHIT. 🔥🔥
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OMG!!! Listen to this in your car through the car speakers. It is a whole other level. Maybe not though when you are actually driving unless you have a good poker face.
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This Brat is so appreciative of the reminder to drink water at the end….and also demands a part 2 with the plug 🍑
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“Hey Darling” gets me every time 🫣🔥💦
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Exactly what I needed. Thank you
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The banter with the feral possessive passion is always ::chefs kiss:: if he starts singing original love songs at the end we're all dead lol
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"This isn't why you made us watch Independance Day was it" 🤣🤣 Literally spit out my drink! Home run on this one.
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Oh. My. God…. I get it now!!!!! 🥵 Listen in your car! (I’ll be honest, when it first came out, I only listened to it with headphones) I repeat, LISTEN IN YOUR CAR!!!
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Listening to this in my car was 100% the right move! This might be my new favorite encounter with The Devil 😍😈
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“Get em both”, I hate to admit, but it wouldn’t take The Devil long to convince me to use a plug, I can’t even say “God” anymore without it sounding wrong. Dear Lord, if you can hear me, you can take this halo back now. 😩
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Somehow this gets hotter and sweeter everytime I listen 🫠🥰😊
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Ok...all caught up and ready for #3....
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SIR. That was entirely unfair. I am a mess.
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Well I just 💦💦💦 but I always do with you darling all I my ear.
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“What’s good for the hole might not be good for the soul” I want to embroider that on something and frame it 💀💀💀
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Damn.... I love your dirty sexy mind. Delicious! As always! You and BB are a dream team!
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Awwwww was so hoping for measurements, lol. Just for scientific purposes.
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Holy crap, first mention of sounding I’ve come across on here. 😳
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