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NYE: The Grapes Theory

Duration: 31m 21s
Release Date: Dec 30, 2025
Creator: Peaches
Plays: 14,181
Favorites: 988

You're telling me you have to eat twelve grapes under a table at midnight to get a boyfriend? There has to be an easier way. Me asking you out, for example.

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[M4F] [New Year's Eve] [Situationship] [Eating Grapes Under the Table] [Wishing for a Boyfriend] [Switchy] [Banter] [Confession] [Asking You Out] [Kissing] [On the Table] [Spitting] [Handjob] [Moaning] [Edging] [Praise] [Good Girl] [Safe Word] [Instructions] [Degradation] [Slut] [Possessive] [Fingering] [Eye Contact] [Finger Sucking] [Masturbation] [Clit Play] [Countdown] [Condom] [Penetration] [From Behind] [Bite My Neck] [Spanking] [Light Cockwarming] [Oral] [Blowjob] [Ball Play] [Swallowing]

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You're telling me you have to eat twelve grapes under a table at midnight to get a boyfriend? There has to be an easier way. Me asking you out, for example.

Comments

• mommagunner: Happy New Year’s Peaches! This is gonna warm me up straight after work 😉
• Cactus Wren: Well, Happy Birthday to me! Can’t wait to listen after work 🥵🫡
• gr33n3y3z: I've been waiting alllll day for this!
• hiskookiekitten316: On my this one will be......well you 😚☺️😊🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
• goodgirl4040: This is exactly what I needed to help break my fever!!
• juiciest.lucy: Happy new year Peaches!! 🥰🥳 Can’t wait to have a moment to listen to this one.
• danaak74: JFC that hit EVERY SINGLE thing that I needed, Sir! 🥵🤭🫠 And the grapes….. 🙈😂🙈 absolutely perfect. 👌
• tinkturnedpink: Your silly grape hype-man persona might be my new favorite. 😂 I love this. Thank you, P.
• afterglow.ange: The humour at the start of this was brilliant. The rest... more of the wonderful smut that you constantly bestow upon us and then some (and for which we are very grateful). A fantastic story to see out the old and bring in the new. Looking forward to seeing (and hearing) what comes in the new year! 💚
• ladymarina: Oh my lord, I think this is my new favorite audio. 🥵🫠
• gromitknits: And a very happy new year to you P! For this one you just went down the list ticking boxes, didn't you? You really have spoiled us this holiday season. I love everything about this. 🍑❤️🔥
• natasredhead: Instructions, countdown, safe word...my favorite words..loved it!! 🥵. Happy New Year Mr. P.
• hellcatmaggie: We love a switchy moment! This is so wonderful and funny and warm and hot AF. You are just endlessly wonderful, P. Happy New Year!
• labellebete: I love a love story 🥰
• quietprincess28: 12 grapes, 12 roses. You Sir are a mastermind. Thank you as always for the delicious smut and Happy New Years. This was so perfect, had me giggling right up until the switch that took my breath away. Also hit a few of my favourite things that get overlooked a lot of the time, so that was extremely exciting. ♥️ 🎆 🥂 🍇

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