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Jul 9, 2024
Hands to Yourself
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M4F
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18m 47s
·
Jul 9, 2024
Hands to Yourself
109,703 plays
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7,160 favorites
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It’s not cheating if we don’t touch each other.
[M4F] [Infidelity] [What I Would Do If I Could] [Making Out] [Praise] [Dick Slaps] [Fingers in Mouth] [Instructions] [Mutual Masturbation] [Mutual Orgasm] [Almost Caught] [By You-Know-Who]
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FUCK ME HAPPY TUESDAY
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You know me and my partner is not that serious I promise. ✋
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Grab your headphones rn🥴🔥🔥
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god i got here at a good time, fastening my seatbelt (and my mains powered friends)
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[by you know who] if the roommates name isn’t Greg then I quit.
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I don’t remember ever cheating in my life until I found you. 🫵🏻
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Naudio: "Oh, hey."
Me: *gracefully sliding off the chair and onto the floor*
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Listening to this on my car speakers hits different. I mean, slaps different.
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Slappadadick
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HAPPY TUESDAY!!!!
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Naudi Tursday! Let’s fuckin gooooo
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Naudio you are ruining real men for me. Please stop. But also don’t, ever 🫦
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Almost caught by you know who?!!!! 👀
You mean Greg?! 🤔🤨
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This audio is my crime scene and murder weapon at the same time.
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oh god i'm SCARED. okay I'm doing it I'm bout to do it AHHHH
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you know who? is Voldemort in the room with us
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Happy fucking birthday to me!!! I’ve never been happier to have my birthday on the 9th 😂😂
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I swear to god I’d cheat on ANYONE if Naudio is the one who’s offering 😳💦
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It’s gotta be Greg
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Im so readyyyy
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Cause of death: [dick slaps]
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Naudi pls we cant keep meeting like thissssss
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Sat 🪑
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Your nervous giggles is doin something to me! 😩
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FUCKING MOVE IT PEOPLE! NAUDIO UPLOADED 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
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THOSE TAGS AHHHH
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Oh fuck yeah
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[Dick Slaps] because something needs to snap me back to reality
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OHHHHHHHH FINGERS IN MOUTH TAG IM GONNA (S)CREAM
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Quinn giving us only Naudio at first for this drop is diabolical😮💨
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Hey Greg, grab me some chips from the shop would you?? Thanks mate
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How is the man voice so unique, like how??????
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Oooo omg the tags I mean is it cheating if you guys are touching 🤭😉😉
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Infidelity?? YESSSS 😩
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Dinner!!!
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Alone with Naudio is TROUBLE 👿 or HEAVEN…. You pick
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The energy exerted from those dick slaps could split an atom. ⚛️
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The dickslap that sends shockwaves throughout Quinn.
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SIR IM SATTTTT
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Oh boy, I’m down bad
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If this is the only Audio dropped today I’m okay with it 🤷🏼♀️
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I LOVE TUESDAYS
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i need this man more than i need air to breathe
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My boyfriend’s roommate could never.
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So you’re messing with homey’s girlfriend AND potentially his mom?!! Scandalous. 🤣
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There are no words to describe how I’m feeling right now, except maybe YOWZA 🥵
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[by You-Know-Who] ARE WE FINALLY CUCKING GREG?! THE LORE IS LORING
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really scary how that kinda corruption can happen… in the real world…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The 2008 financial crisis lmaoo
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Patiently waiting for a threesome with Greg (missed you babe)
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I feel that I need to mark this momentous occasion of me being here this early. 😄
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I
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Dick slaps AND mutual masturbation! 🫠🫠🫠
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Oh Greg. You dunce. 💙💙💙
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I’m starting to feel kinda bad for Greg lol
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The extraordinary ability of this man to find fake scenarios that even I was unaware existed.
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Hello darkness my old friend….
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woahhhh not you doing Greg dirtyyy
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LORD HAVE MERCY. Going right in after work.
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Timestamp for the [spitting] is 10:11 🔂
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FINGERS IN MOUTH? I’m salivating
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I thought Greg was fren, guess we baaaack at it baybeee
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when you dont even have to tag gregs name for us to know who youre talking about
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Just in time before work, thanks babe 😉🤪🫠
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Greg!
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THE 2008 FINANCIAL COLLAPSE
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the tags are making me sweat
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Rizz to jizz 💦
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That ending, though. You’re hilarious🤣
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I
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Sexy voice. TERRIBLE liar. 😂
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How much of a good girl do I have to be to get a filthy fitting room audio
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I
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11:52 sent me into orbit you absolute menace 🫨
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Fucking Greg. 😂
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NAUDIO ARE WE WATCHING THE BIG SHORT I will explode 💥
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Fucking Greg!!! I’ll take naudio over Greg anyday!!!
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Of course it’s fucking Greg again
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This audio is precious to me.
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If my hands grip the sides of my work chair any harder I’m gonna break it! 🔥
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🎶🎵(can’t keep my hands to myself) I MEAN I COULD BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO?!🎵🎶
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bf DEFINITELY sounds Greg-coded 😬😅
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SPITTING?!! 🫠🫠💀
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FINGERS IN MOUTH? Naudihoes start your fuckin engines 😈
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bro the tags got me gagged already 😩😩😩😩
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MOVE OUT AND I'LL BREAK UP WITH GREG IMMEDIATELY
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Teasing is wild because the speaker is like "you want me so bad" and I’m like this isn't new information but i sure am hornier now
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Naudio = the collective hallucination of a man by all straight women
Greg = all actual men
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Holy. Fucking. Hell. 🔥🔥
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Best Birthday EVER !!! 🔥🔥
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You are so fucking cute
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Hey Greg… (Audible eye roll)
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Alright so we all agree we’re dumping Greg’s ass, right? WE NEED PART 2
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Is this why we hate Greg?🤣
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Dammit, Greg 😤
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naudio u shouldn’t have 🥹
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oh my god naudio infidelity eps r soooo cunt THANK YOU
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Goddamn you Naudio! Fuuuuucccckkkk! I’m trying to walk and I keep fucking tripping! 😭
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HAPPY TUESDAY GIRLIESSSS
(I’m melting)
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greg not even having his own tag anymore 😭😭🤡
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Oh, we PROBABLY shouldn’t be alone together? Well you PROBABLY shouldn’t be ruining my life with these audios, but here we are 🤣
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What is it finna play?? WOAHHHH
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I AM SALIVATING
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Of course the cuck couch is Greg’s
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Naudio, you're a Hitachi voiced menace of a roommate. The pavlovian response I had to the sound of your spitting was outrageous.
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Poor Greg 🤣
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Why the fuck am I dating Greg? 🤣 fuck that guy 😂
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So hot and the ending! We knew who it was 😏
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when he puts his whole chest into instigating the first kiss then abruptly cuts it off and says we can’t. ok whore
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The ending 😂😂😂
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This man's ability to get you hyperventilating in 2 minutes needs to be studied.
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Good Lawd
He knows exactly what he is doing!!!
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JINKIES
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Not only is this cheating, this is 10 bodies. 😭
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Greg stays gregarious huh 🙄🤭
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Tuesday is my favorite day of the week
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GREG IS BACK???
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(internally) SCREAMING at the growl in Naudio's voice at 9:40. Play the "can you put a finger in your mouth for me" clip on LOOP when I'm deceased to honor my memory
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Naudio: "All I want to do is walk over there and..."
Me: "YES, do it, Fuck Greg"
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Happy National Naudio Tuesday everyone
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Omfg. The idea of being wanted that bad by this man has made my brain short circuit. I now happily identify as a puddle on the floor 🫠🫠🫠
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The piano in the beginning? 🥲🫶🏾
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Cackling
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Oof 🤤
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The swallows take me out every single time
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My ex's name is Greg
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The way I I laughed at the end! Loved this audio, thank You for this 🥰
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See who needs therapy after a breakup when i have naudio
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[2008 financial crisis] needs a tag fr
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I hope we get a part two cuz this was 🤤🤤
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IM SCREAMING AND THROWING MYSELF LIKE CONFETTI IN THE AIR TONIGHT IS GONNA BE SOOOO FUCKING GOOD
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Fucking Greg! 😂
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Fucking Greg! Incredible as always ✨
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Remember to hydrate babes 💦😮💨
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Naudio's infidelity audios go hard as fucking fuck
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The 2008 financial collapse has me wheezing 😂
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I love it when you call me a good listener.
Also the way you swallow.. me and my husband of 15 years are not that serious anyway😌
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Mutual masturbation??? 🆘🛟
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Oh my god... we need a part 2!
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FUCKING GREG !!!!
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OMFG..
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This storm is only made more magical by your voice ✨⚡️⛈️
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Married woman here. Naudio tags infidelity and I can’t get my goddamn headphones on fast enough. HELP 😭😭😭
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I don’t know how you keep getting even better, insane 💦
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Wow one of ur best
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Fucking Greg!
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Oh my God, he said DICK SLAPS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE
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I love instructions on a tuesday
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Okay but WHY are we dating Greg lmao
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Just got off work and seen this🥵🥵🥵rushing home, carefully🥰
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fabulous gimme 14 of em
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I need to hear some breed kink from this man 👹
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I am deceased due to the dickslaps.. no cpr needed LMAO
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Infidelity—my favorite tag from you. 🥰
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Not us dating Greg 💀
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I’ll have what she’s having 💦
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14:23-15:00 is diabolical. Nasty work! You can't say all of that and not fuck me ??
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This man can uhmmmm like nobody else.
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naudio def has an infidelity kink 🙂↕️
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The ending was to funny haha
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Your infidelity audios are the best istfg
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"it's kind of hard to explain....it's a documentary about the 2008 financial collapse" the way i cackled at this LMAOOOO
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😀😀😀😀😀 [fingers in mouth] [dick slaps] [INFIDELITY] I haven’t listened yet but we’re gonna need a part 2 sir…
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Greg just got seated in the cuck chair.
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So hot…but omg the end had me laughing so fucking hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Fucking Greg
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Let me charge my AirPods
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Need a part 2 asap
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Anyone else replay the spitting an embarrassing amount of times? 🫠
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Oh noooo, Greg! It was Greg, right? 🫣🧐
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Aboutta leave the club rn i cant take this
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how’d you clean up so fast 🤨
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This whole thing was a masterpiece was the sexiest thing that happened was you describing the documentary at the end. Love me a smart man. 🥰
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Ok but he’s right. The 2008 financial collapse was scary.
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Thanks for releasing this early 🥹 listening on the way to work on a stressful morning 🫶🏻
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The desperation at the end had me on my kneeees. I don’t know how you keep getting better but somehow you do 🥰
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Greg! 😆
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Mmm I love a good Naudioooohh 🫠
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naudio telling me I’m pretty is everything I needed today 🥰
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Fucking Greg 🤭
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Loving the Greg lore in the comments 😂
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Is [By You-Know-Who] fucking Greg? Tell me it’s Fucking Greg.
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HEHEHE
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I need a spitting compilation from him and I need in a desperately embarrassing sort of way.
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Do you ever get home from a stressful day at work and think to yourself, "I need Naudio to fuck me up."? Me too.
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Oh THIS is the shit I love
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LET'S CUCK GREG 👏 LET'S CUCK GREG 👏 LET'S CUCK GREG 👏
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the absolute desire in his voice. i. am.dying.
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the lord has risen and his name is naudio
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Will be listening to Naudio spit (10:11) and say “nasty girl” (11:51) on repeat till I die🫡
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is it really cheating if my bf is GREG?
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i’m so fuckin ready for this!
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Not you hitting us with the HAWK TUAH at 10:11 😭
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[dick slaps] gotta be the unofficial mating call for us Naudihos bc goddamn 🫠
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the 2008 recession… smooth real smooth
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I love a good [infidelity] audio, what is life? I hope this has more parts.
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How can I function after you give us dick slaps, spitting and whisper calling me a nasty girl? HOW?!
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Nothing I can say that hasn't already been said but just adding my voice to the chorus of praise. Fucking hell you're so good at this! (And the spitting was the most realistic, hottest, filthiest, most amazing, panty dropping sound I've ever heard)! (Also you are the King of under your breath comments that make me weak in the knees). 👑
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Naudio: Oh hey Me: Of course I will marry you. What was the question?
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me when other ppl try to tell me what to do: 😒🙅🏻♀️🖕 me when naudio tells me to put my fingers in my mouth: 😊🫦👈
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Wow this one hits different fucking hell
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Fuckin’ Greg.
(I have zero intent/plan/need to cheat on my husband but boy Naudio makes that a little harder every Tuesday)
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I
Inactive User
That was the sexiest platonic "hang out" ever!! 🔥🔥
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HE’S FUNNY. Fuck he’s funny!! A scary movie…. about the 2008 financial crisis… this fucking guy is funny. Every audio I’m laughing and coming and coming and laughing. What am I…… like… how do…. WTF man?!!! How is anyone supposed to live up to him??!
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“By you-know-who” ah wtf you mean Voldemort walked in on us??
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“About the 2008 financial collapse” LMAOOO when the lie doesn’t make a lick of sense but you have to commit to the bit 😂
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the tags alone have me ready for you🙃
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✨Dick slaps time stamps: 9:30 -9:36 ✨ Spitting time stamp: 10:12 🥵 You’re welcome, nasty girls 😉
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Well. That’s an instant favorite.
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Forget fucking Greg I need a part 2 to this 😭😭
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Most definitely need a Part 2 to this
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When you said, “Put your finger in your mouth and show me what you would do to my cock.” I almost came on the train. 🫠🫠🫠
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Dearest Naudio, I quite enjoyed this. Yours sincerely, Me.
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If it says Naudio and [Infidelity] , count me in 🫠🤣 God damn 👁🫦👁
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The end tho lol 🥸😆
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Greg and scary financial crash. I'm done
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Got me giggling and laughing at the end. Thank you! The 2008 financial crisis
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GREG MENTIONED !!
is it weird that i’ve kind of missed him?
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[what I would do if I could] HELPPPPP
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i need a continuation of this stORY
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Fucking Greg ruining my life...
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2008 financial crisis 😭😭😭
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Definitely need a part two🥵
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New people seeing the second to last tag like… what? 😂
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- 🥵 2)I did not see a 2008 financial collapse reference coming! Lmao
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I love the kissing. ✨ Thank you for the fantasies. ❤️🔥💫
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The 2008 financial collapse😭
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Okay that was insanely hot, but the ending took me out with the documentary 😅 also a small thing that I noticed, when the roommate came in and you were all flustered, you didn't talk to him with with a smug "scotty doesn't know" tone, you sounded like you might actually feel a little bad and that made it better for some reason? Idk if that makes sense, but anyway this was an A+
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The spitting absolutely took me out 🥵 PLEASE say ‘open your fucking mouth’ and spit in it. Just one time 🙏🏻
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Can't get enough of the fact that you sound like Geralt
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"are you having fun over there" took me tf out. (then the long strokes fucking obliterated me.)
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1. More kissing please 2. More “nasty girl” please 3. More spitting please
Thank you for everything and when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING
❤️
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I’m just a girl. Commenting on an audio. Begging for a part two.
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Congrats to our best mate Greg. Dudes been upgraded from minor annoyance to resident cuckboy
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I laughed way too hard at the end of that lol
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Fucking Greg 😒
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 🔥 "uhh, bye! Later!"
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I beena nasty guuuurl nasty
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I’ll need a part 2 with the party we throw together after I dump Greg’s ass. Thank u
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Nasty giiirll, nasty nasty— somebody gonna match mah freak… not me getting that song in my head after that whisper. Jaysus.
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The scariest movie …2008 financial crisis documentary 🤣😂 I have never laughed so hard and been turned on at the same time! 5 ⭐️ sir!!!!
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Girrlllll listen Im not one of you Naudihoess but holyyfshi and what, who is Gregg please I need enlightenment
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It’s 11.11 and my wish has come true (dick slaps)
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I just.. Fuckkk 🫠🧎♀️😍
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Poor Greg But...yay for Us! 💦🫠💕
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That poor SOB Greg…doesn’t stand a chance. 😅
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Less than 3 minutes in and I’m drooling…from both sets of lips 😂🤤🥵
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The tension between us is so?! GOD I NEED A MAN LIKE HIM
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I'm on my knees 😭
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Someone cooked here
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Omg this needs a part 2!!!
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Airpods are charged up 🥴🥴
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Breathy, mumbling, flirty Naudio will be the end of me.
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Fucken Greg 😂
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Please hold a seminar and teach other men your ways bc this isn’t fair 🥵
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hhhhhh…..holy…wow….jesus. that was so fucking hot. no thoughts, no notes, thank you, chef.
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Haha the financial collapse super scary documentary
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shut up RIGHT NOW
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Mmmmm thank you
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Great. Now I'm all distracted and have that dang Black Crowes song in my head.
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The [dick slap] heard ‘round the world
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So fucking hot
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I'm usually able to maintain my composure when listening to Mr. Naudio at work but this one... this did something to me.
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GIIIIRL DINNER 🍽️
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How do you manage to say just like the hottest shit ever like. I’m in awe. Love you x
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Holy Christ….😅 also if he did a pirate audio I think I would combust
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Not the 2008 financial collapse🤣🤭
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Naudio be the problemmmm fr😭
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So, we're gonna need a part 2 💦
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WHY AM I A WHOOOORRRE
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the 2008 financial crisis had me HOWLING in millennial 😩😂
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Goodbye 🪦
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Ayo, call me when pt.2 [Infidelity] [This Can't Happen Again][Feral] [He Can't Fuck You Like I Can] [Doing What I Want Because I Can] [Oral] [Pussy Slaps] [Mine] [Penetration] [Finish Inside] drops ✌🏼😘
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You just know this roommate's name is fucking Greg.
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Listening to this in public is NOT for the weak 💀
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That whisper of "nasty girl" FUCK
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Right on my birthday awww💕💕💕 loved it😘
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Are we watching "The Smartest Guys in the Room?" Also, fucking Greg 😆
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I’m gonna need a part 2… 😏
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I'm gonna need a part 2 for this immediately!!! 🥵🥵🥵
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😮💨is it just this heatwave, or is Naudio’s content getting hotter?
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This left me a veritable mess. Damn Naudio! Always delivering 😁
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Part 2 please 🧎♀️
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The Great Recession was a horror movie though
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I would have just climbed on and yeehawed my way to heaven
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The 2008 financial collapse was a horror film
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Good gawd
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If you literally actually tilted my chin up I would literally actually die
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Your gasps were too real. I started worrying if you have a rescue inhaler.
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from the tags alone this is gonna be a wild ride 🫶🏽
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Not the 2008 financial collapse 😂. A fantastic ending to an amazing audio
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Ooof listened to this at work… 18 minutes and red cheeks, I must’ve looked so focused
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Part 2 please Naudio baby please
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FnG Greg 😂😂😂
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💃🎶I've been a nasty girllllll
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alexa, play 'guilty as sin' 😶
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Almost caught by you know who ?! Is Voldemort in this ? I’d not be surprised , you’re straight up unlocking new kinks every week
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The way he gets all breathy is so so good 🔥🔥🔥🌊🌊🌊
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greg?
greg!! ❤️❤️❤️
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No puedo ni pensar en inglés!! Sos tan espectacular!!! Te amo ❤️ Gracias por existir. You’re so damn good at this! Need your audios for the rest of my life 😍
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FUCKINN GREEGGG!!!!!!
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not the documentary about the 2008 financial collapse 💀💀 this was perfect and then added the perfect type of humor at the end. Added bonus, my ex’s name is Greg 😂
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Really enjoyed myself here, but would’ve been even better if you had said you were watching Cops.
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NOT THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS DOCUMENTARY 😭😂
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Greg? Who is this Greg? I don't know a Greg 😂
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Never change, Naudio. Everyone loves Greg, but I also hope you keep making references to our fucked up world. It’s like a 4th wall break or a wink. I especially loved the Gregorians plotline for the Astrology series. 2 for 1. 😁
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*adds to my favorites playlist*
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I would anything this man wanted me to do
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I’m always looking for good instructive audios that really turn me on and i couldn’t find the perfect one. until THIS. when i tell you i was immediately hooked and was just able to close my eyes and start …phew. naudio you have out done yourself. i needed this like yesterday.
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104w
"You're such a good listener" OH MAMA
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104w
Loool GREG what are you doing here
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104w
WOWWWWW! Just what I needed on a Monday night.
104w
Fuckkkk happy Tuesday yallllll
104w
😲 😱 😲
104w
"We can be normal" speak for your fuckingself I havent been normal since I downloaded this app
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103w
SCREAMS
103w
I’ve listened to this 5 times already and I can’t stop 😫 I’m so feral for this man fr
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103w
hearing someone spit should not make me feel this way but here we are 🫠
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103w
Oh cool just you know edging while I'm driving to work.. no big deal. This man deserves a medal
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103w
THIS 👏 ABSOLUTELY 👏 NEEDS 👏 A 👏 PART 👏 TWO
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103w
Holy fuck
102w
That "Do you like doing what you're told?" got me good. 🫠 Like, no not really, just for you, Boyfriends Roommate Naudio.
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102w
Fuck you, Greg!
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102w
Pretty sure I stopped breathing
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102w
More of this please!!!!
101w
Naudio, do you do this full time?! You are so talented… you deserve a raise! But never leave this app, please, for my sanity.
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101w
[dick slaps] “yes, hello I’m here to worship at the altar.”
100w
11:52 - I FELT my pupils dilate. My godddddd
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100w
Fucking Greg.
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100w
“do you want me to show it to you?” SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL PLEASEEEE
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100w
🧎🏻♀️you have my soul now
100w
Stop, the jokes are almost as good as the other stuff 😂
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99w
it’s time to get Naustyyyyy
99w
It is a…documentary about the 2008 financial collapse 😂
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99w
I am barking disrespectfully
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99w
This is the hottest thing I've ever heard and experienced in my life 😍 You are a king, Naudio. A KING 🤴
98w
Dammit, Greg.
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97w
BARK BARK BARRRK
97w
I was lost in the sauce and really forgot Greg (who tf is Greg?) was coming home 😂
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95w
We need a part 2 with this story line I can’t keep replaying this, ummm actually yes I can
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95w
HAHAHA THE END
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95w
Not the 2008 financial crisis 🤣
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94w
🥵🫠🫠
94w
Had to come back here after Greg's Mom. Poor Greg. 🤣
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93w
The financial collapse 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck, I love u
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92w
Ugh I needed that, thank you!
92w
15:30 my soul has left the app…god dayum
91w
The swallowing sounds you make, can we have an audio of just that?? The dick slaps, the not to toiching was really sexy! The ending finantial collapse ahahahha
90w
The ending had me absolutely howling 😂😂😂
88w
🩵
88w
Fucking Greg! 🤣
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88w
THE SYNOPSIS HAD ME WHEEZING OH MY GOD
88w
I swear nobody says "good girl" the way Naudio dose I'm an instant puddle I need an hour of just saying that in my ear and I would die smiling
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88w
I just adore those little moans you let out when making out.
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88w
Fucking Greg
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86w
I love his nervousness, his instructions and dominance all at once. His voice could get me to do ANYTHING! 🫦👄
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85w
Using the word synopsis took me out…in a good way 🫠
82w
Quinn is about to send me a cease-and-desist notice if I hit play on this one more time
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82w
Jesus Christ….. 🤦🏼♀️ 🔥
82w
Darn it, laundry was not on the to do list for today, but here we are.
81w
part 2 🥹🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ i know the tension is soooo high if there was a pt 2. Mini series?!?!?
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80w
Pls part 2
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78w
Wow 😳
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🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
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77w
well holy goddamn shit.
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76w
Bro help I fell asleep listening to a sleep aid and woke up to this ON FULL VOLUME
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75w
Fuck man that was incredibly hot
75w
In my headcanon we break up with Greg as soon as the speaker leaves
74w
That financial collapse is terrifying 😏😏
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74w
Only thing that would have made it better is if you’d said you were watching Cops. Still throughly enjoyed it.
73w
This was fun. And if you were talking about The Big Short, this was cute for me too. Silly goose energy haha
69w
Yeah *cough* the 08' financial collapse was truly horrific
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67w
the moremoremoremoremoremore legit launches me into orbit every time 😵💫
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59w
Naughty!!! But I love it!!
55w
I always come back to this audio it’s one of my favorites 🤭
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52w
part two pleaseeee 🙏
51w
What I wouldn’t give for a guy like Naudio to think I’m hot…
51w
Fuck Greg 😉
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49w
My gawd…sir I am nothing but a puddle at the moment 🫠
48w
God I always come back to this audio
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48w
😳 I’m unwell
47w
I keep waiting for a Naudio audio that doesn't spark an incredible amount of lust in me.. so I must listen to all of them... again for research 🥰🤣🫠🤭
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39w
The amount of time i listened to this deserves a rose…
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33w
Do I want to see it? Yesssss Keep my hands to myself, not at all 🚫 😇
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29w
A very scary movie 😂😂 cracks me up every time
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A DOCUMENTARY BAOUT THE 2008 FINANCIAL COLLAPSE 😭
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18w
My worst nightmare: foreclosure
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Damn I wish I could have been there!!!I guess I'd be trouble too!! You make me crazy!👄👄👄👄🚨🚨🚨🚨👑👑👑👑
6w
Not the 2008 financial crisis documentary 😂🫣
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Oh Greg…
When your life collapses like its 2008, call Greg’s Emotional Support Line at:
1-800-GREG Live, love and blunder another day❤️ We got you!
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