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Sept 19, 2023
Gilmore Girls & Chill
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M4F
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46m 37s
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Sept 19, 2023
Gilmore Girls & Chill
91,153 plays
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5,522 favorites
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We can platonically cuddle during a smoke sesh, right?
[M4F] [420] [Goofy] [Banter] [Gilmore Girls Analysis] [Chaotic] [Friends to Lovers] [Switchy] [Spider-Man Kiss] [Fingering] [Going Down on You] [Oral] [Face-Sitting] [Penetration] [Finish Inside] [Whimpers] [Comfort] [Praise] [Series]
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Quit playing games with my heart Zach
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ZACH.
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46 minutes?! We are spoiled! Happy Tuesday indeed!
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Please the tags have me on the VERGE
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Zachary, what are you doing to uuuuuuhhhhhhsssssssss?
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haven’t even listened yet & I already feel broken
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420 LETS GOOOO STONERS WE WON
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ZACH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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GILMORE GIRLS AND CHILL?!? GET AWAY FROM ME (never leave I think I love you)
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The biscuit voice and LOTR call backs are killing me. Zach is my fave lol
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Immediate favorite on tags alone
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Omg I don’t have time to listen now but the title alone has me kicking my legs in excitement
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oh hell yeah 👀
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Oh, so you know we’re all doing our Gilmore girls autumn rewatch. Excellent work 😌
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I melted with the “that’s my tummy” it was so cute.
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This is the definition of knowing your audience 😍😍😍😍 Gilmore Girl, smoke sesh, and cuddles?!?! Lorelei would be proud!
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Marry me
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Fall is officially here 😌
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NOT THE GILMORE GIRLS TAG!!!! Um I think I love you
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I
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Hold on just a damn second!! Gilmore Girls and snuggles?! This is my freaking dream!! It’s officially fall season!
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HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING TO US
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420??? Cuddles??? Goofy??? Face-sitting??? Perfection 🤌💚 more like this please, Zach.
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I
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Zach you always hit the spot 🫠👀🥰🤤
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HOW DARE YOU with the fucking Gilmore girls?! Automatically favorited
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You know your audience. Gilmore Girls? I’m melting Zachary.
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I read the tags and my eyes started watering ?! I swear I’m not actually crying (at least I think so?) Anywho - the whole thing sound perfect and I cannot wait to listen 👌
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as i have gilmore girls playing 😩😩🥰🥰🤤👅👅 fuck me daddy 😘
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Not to be dramatic but I’m in love with this
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I love every single one of these tags oh man I can't wait (is it 5:00 yet??)
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Zach!!!!! Haven’t even listened yet but you had me at Gilmore Girls!!!!❤️❤️❤️
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Omg Cowman x Gilmore girls?! Swoon
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Cannot express how much I needed and appreciate this.
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FOURTY F*CKING SIX MINUTES?? SPIDER-MAN KISS?? FACE SITTING?? WHIMPERING??
my Virgo new moon manifesting worked <
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GILMORE GIRLS??? SPIDERMAN KISS?? AND A SMOKE SESH?? dude, marry me?🤭
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Didn’t even need to read the tags… favorited right out of the gate. 😆
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are u kidding me, i just start watching Gilmore Girls!!!!!
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Hot Take: all the dudes in Gilmore Girls were garbage at one point or another.
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Just cuming (lol) back to say that Zach always makes me blush, his banter is so cute
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Are you fucking kidding me????? This was tailor made for me I swear to God.
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I
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Calling my husband bro in bed now🫡
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The effortless switch between Deeply Unserious Zach and Filthy Slutty Zach will always be impressive
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Wait stop I’m listening to this and I need to get zooted and shoot the breeze with you. Somehow I’m tracking with the entire train of thought at the beginning of this and your passion for metaphors has me dying. Also forever and always team Jess.
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I mean… A masterpiece… Thank you… 9 min in and I haven’t stopped smiling, giggling, kicking my feet
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When I say, I wanted to listen immediately- I mean, I had to listen immediately! this magnificent audio accompanied me on the evening dog walk in the dark in a literal storm - it was very chaotic and an all round coughing fit inducing spectacular and very entertaining time 🫶🫶🫶
Also the people pleasing good girl with a praise kink and love of a bit of degradation? Target audience reached 🥵
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STOP you guys, Zach KNOWS too much!
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Is this what love feels like?
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Why can’t I have this 😩 just fucking wreck me while we watch tv and eat snacks
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Zach, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full. 🍽️
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I also get stoned and horny so this is it, buddy👌🫶🫠😍
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🫶🏻 soul sisters 🫶🏻
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This is my favorite one, omg. The whimpering is top tier. The banter, the friendship. I dieeeeee.
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Ah, you do switchy very well too ❤️
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I'm deceased.
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Holy Hell, Zach! "My pretty girl" melts me every time.
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Never tried the 420. But the cat!!! Yesss
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Zachary! Who told you you could be this perfect 😭 I'm obsessed.
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These tags and 46 minutes???? Leaving work early today I guess damn.
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ZACH!!! this is my dream❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋
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HIGH SEX BABYYYYY , that's chill asf
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ONE COMPLIMENT A YEAR?! NOT A PRETTY PERSON?! ZACHARY!!! YOU SIR ARE VERY HANDSOME, SHUT
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SPIDER-MAN KISS TAG???? happy tuesday to ME
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Omg these tags have me a in chokehold Zach!! 😍 especially that Spider-Man kiss one!! 🥰🥰And getting stoned while listening to you getting stoned is perfect! My vape has never had so much attention as it did during this! 💨
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Jesus Christ! You sure stepped your game up 💦👌🏻😵💫
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Oh this was top tier BFF energy. Ordering food, the rambling, Gilmore Girls analysis, casually mentioning how many days it’s been since you last ate me out?! Amazing, 10s across the board! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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Yesss! I love a good USB-C vape that you can still hit while charging! 🤣🤣💨
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The cutest.
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Love that this popped up as I’m vaping. 😅💚
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BRING BACK BULLYING 😂
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I haven’t even listened to it yet but IMMEDIATE FAVORITE OH MY GOD ZACH
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Me talking to an imaginary woman: "how does it feel to be living MY dream?!" A smoke session with a TV binge and cuddles...and then more than cuddles. Happy fkn Tuesday to me. 💅
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Umm yeah this going to my playlist rn
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who told the men about Gilmore Girls fall (jk this was amazing)
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Ummm I need this in a way concerning to feminism.
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this audio has single handedly healed me of a year long trauma of when a guy tried the F2L thing on me. thank you zach.
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This had absolutely no right being this f*cking good. 🥵😏🫠
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this is totally going to be on repeat all monthhhhh
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favourite upload of the year brooo
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screaming into an absolute depth of nothingness, this was so perfect
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I haven't even listened yet and I already know I'm gonna love this one 😭😍
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Oh my goodness🫠!!💚💚more please!!!
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I LOVE YOUUUUU
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omg you know psych?? that's literally my comfort show and i hate it's been taken off prime 😭
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Um just these tags are making me feral and I haven’t even listened yet
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And now I’m crying bc all I want it this. And the only place I can find it is fiction. Damn Zach why do you have to be so good at this?
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ohhhhh the buildup was perfection loml
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God….it’s me again 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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as someone who has a completely platonic male best friend, friends to lovers just does nottt do it for me and usually gives me the creeps lol. Yet I still somehow enjoyed this one and that’s just a testament to the fact Zach is ✨magic✨
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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THIS?! THE WHIMPERS? ASKING FOR PERMISSION? SHUT UP.
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🫠🫠🫠 omfg. the praise and dirty girl talk Zachhhhh. obsessed with this one. 💦🫠💗
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every time zach says “don’t look at me like that” an angel gets it wings.
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BRUH IM HIGH WATCHING TV RN AND JUST PIGGED OUT ON PIZZA HOW DID YOU KNOWWW also GO EASY on mr man 🐈 can’t believe you hit a blinker on the dab pen too 😭 you don’t know how hornyy I get when I’m high this is perf
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Zach. Really? C’mon. I can’t be in an imaginary relationship in my head but you’re making that real hard, ya jerk.
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I’m done, I give up! Ive melted into a horny puddle on the floor. 🫣🫠
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“my pretty girl” OH IM MELTING
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Way to make us fall in love
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46 minutes!? We are blessed 🙏🙏🙏
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Breaking in the new couch 😹😹😹
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Gilmore Girls AND LOTR mentions?!
ZACK YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS 🥵
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Oh My! I think I'm in love, my pussy is in love, we're all in love. This was Purrrfect😻
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Zach when I say that the timing of this audio drop was perfect… you are all knowing. Thank you for your service. 🫡
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This is wild.
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pls do more exactly like this. like word for word bar for bar
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I-
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Oh Zach, I think I’ve been overstimulated and I haven’t even listened yet. I’m fucking ready for this one…🤤
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oh my goddd zach
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the roku tv hahah
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in love with this
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if they don’t say dude immediately after kissing me i don’t want it
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cholula😩😩
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Omg not Gilmore girls 😭😍
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This has no business being as incredible as it is! The tags, the references, the fun banter, what is this magic?
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Aww I love Psych!
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😭 ZACH BBABY I LOVE this audio so much shahah
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This needs a part 2 where they become official. And then a part 3 for their anniversary. And then a part 4 on the honeymoon.
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My heart rate increased 10 fold just from reading the tags 😮💨
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😮😮 i thought mr cowman didn’t smoke! welcome to 420 gang friend!
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UNTIL THERES AN UNFORTUATE EVENT??? I can not. I died laughing Zach and my 🍃 pen didn't help .
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LMFAO THE TWILIGHT REFERENCE KILLED MEEEEEEEEEE RENEE ESME 😭😭😭😭😭
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Not me being so stressed out with school, prepping for my midterms AND filling out Master’s Programs applications and HEARING THIS VERY CLOSE TO HOME dialogue. Fuck, be still my heart. (It won’t. I came like three times. You’re the death of me Zach.)
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Holy fuck Zachary you’ve outdone yourself. Thank you king! 😘
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Zachary! You have got to stop making me fall inlove with every character you play. 🥹🥹. This was amazing 🩷
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THE STONER GIRLIES ARE EATING TODAY
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Not Renesmee 💀
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God damn it Zach.. you know your fucking audience and the smoke sesh,..? Look, I’m a Swedish stoner (I hate alcohol) and since weed is illegal af here (Sweden is so f*cked, don’t envy us) I can never be open about it and it fucking stinks! Hearing you guys be open and like it’s no big deal is soooo niiiceee-eeehhh! 😫
Anywho, this was hot as fuck and FUNNY. I looove your banter skills..
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he’s so annoying i wanna have his kids
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Oh and, why so surprised 40 y o can be hot? I see a hit 42 y o everytime I look in the mirror. 😜
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did he just say “you need to smoke right now” and quickly inhaled then exhaled in listeners face?!😭😭
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This is a chaotic masterpiece! I definitely need more audios where I am called "Brother" before getting my pussy ate. You are amazing.
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I
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The fucking flannel pj's ZACH 😍😫😍😫😍😫 this. was. everything. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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SHE LEMONY ON MY SNICKET UNTIL THERES AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT !!!
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You had me at Gilmore Girls.
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The feeling when your fiance tells you that Zach posted and challenge you to listen to this at the gym 🤣🙈
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this man is written by women. thank you so much. where do I get my own??
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why is this incredibly crazily stupidly good omg
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This kind of audio litteraly helps me so much in being comfortable with my sexuality and my body. I'm a French student in English literature and it helps me a whole lot with oral comprehension. I just love you bro 😭
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Gimme amnesia cuz I want to listen to this for the first time again
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This title alone…I’m sold 🤭
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Never been more attractive than when I’m bringing you food…seen
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OMG ZACH You’re so silly and so cute and I love audios like this 😍
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THIS IS TOO RELATABLE
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The excitement I felt. Does he know I fall asleep to Gilmore Girls every night? 😆
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Sir you have OUTDONE yourself
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I mad brownies to the first part I fucking loved it.
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😍😍😍 I love you.
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This was perfect
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This one felt like a personal dedication. Fave trope ✅ Gilmore girls & a series of unfortunate events references ✅ same name as my husband (spelt the correct way, too) ✅ me, a therapist with a masters degree ✅ me, also a 🍃 girly ✅
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Super funny and sexy🥵
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Gilmore Girls, smoking, and sex…like… where can I get one?!
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He knows the girlies and he knows the vibes…and the girlies love the vibes😉🥵
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as a cart girl i see you zach my dog will NOT be getting high with me (he’s a narc)
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Well, something new that I learned my body could do is cum without being touched just by words?!?! also why did this help my anxiety so much? is this…. Magic?
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The praise and the vibes were out of this world jesus
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This is hands down the sweetest and funniest audio on this app. Most authentic friends to lovers I have heard
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“Then fucking suffocate me.”?!?! JFC ZACHARY 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Genuinely my new favorite wow
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Its sauurrrr good 🤭 instant classic
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Zach…. someone needs to wife you up for real
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I NEED a part 2 pls 🙏
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1. Speak nicely to your cat, he’s a good boy 2. That was impeccable!! I don’t know how you do it but every single audio is amazing
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Zaaaaaaach 😭🥵
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As soon as you mention the fox Robin Hood my brain is just like, "why is Robin Hood fox so hot?"
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So fuckin hot!
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Omg More stuff like this pretty please 😍😍🤤
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Jesus fucking Christ
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My favorite ..
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Zach!!! I cannot 🙌🙌 no words, kind sir. You've turned my brain to jelly in the best kind of way, yet again
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Zach why did you do this...? This isn't fair... you do these FWB/boyfriend audios too well. They're too perfect. Are you single? Asking for a friend 👀
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You really love LOTR don't you
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Your banter is so good. Gives me butterflies 🦋 🦋🦋
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need this tattooed on my forehead
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I don’t even need to listen to know that this is going to be a favorite for me. Gilmore girls and Zach? Sign me up
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rene es may HAHAHA
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a GG stan?? smoking?? during FALL?? oh i’m in LOVE love
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stoner sex! hell yeah!
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Zachary, you’d better watch out because you’re making me fall in love with you and one of these days I’m gonna propose
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this has strong Nick Miller vibes and i love it
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"you know I ramble when I'm high" like this golden retriever of a man doesn't regularly ramble on whatever he's fixated on haha always looking forward to hearing a new sexy goofball audio 🥰
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A SMOKE SESH AUDIO? With goofs and cuddles and face-sitting??? You’ve really outdone yourself 😩👌
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I want them to meet up and talk it through 👀
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Oh ma god these clear, sloppy kissing sounds turn me on so fucking much
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The “making eye contact with the cat” part is equally hilarious as it is unfortunately related 😂😂😂
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omg the first kiss made my heart flutter AAAA
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this has been the absolute worst week of my life and this has me laughing my ass off. this is much needed and i just want a good fuck that’s all i want
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Thank you for blessing the end of my week 🙏
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so cute and adorable i just want to love on you and grab your curls and give you a big bear hug
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Zach this is UNFAIR do it again.
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Sir.
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You’re honestly so boyfriend 😋
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WELL BUY ME A BOA AND DRIVE ME TO RENO BECAUSE I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS
ty Zach and ty Emily Gilmore
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did yocan uni pro sponsor this
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She Yzma on my lever til I Kronk bro
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As thrilling as this was (truly A+++ work), I am a bit irritated that you’ve spoiled the excitement of my annual rewatch of Gilmore Girls cause like no one will be begging me to sit on their face 🤦🏾♀️
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I have butterflies omg this was so good
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the name of this audio, the tags…… zach this is so specific 😭
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Great concept. Didn’t think I would like this style initially, but I was pleasantly surprised. Really enjoyed it. 💗🔥🥵
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Don't make me propose marriage to you Zach, BECAUSE I WILL! How the fuck do you think its okay to go around being this great? My heart and my pussy cannot cope. You will be the death of me and I'm not even mad about it.
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This is so cute 🥺 will there be a sequel?
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double commenting (cummenting? too far?) because this was A Masterpiece. Thank you for your service sir. (also Lorelai was 16 when she had Rory 😉)
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Zach you sir are something else ... I'm melting all over
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Exactly what this little stoner needed 💚🍃
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I need more stoner audios 😍 I want to try your new vape tbh Zach lol
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God have I missed touching myself to Zach’s voice☺️
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Zach, where you lead, I will follow 🥰
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Forgive me bc I’m so deep in delulu and 🍃 but your representation of me, the listener, feels a bit mean-spirited. Like the listener is constantly negging you bc you are freq defending your choices and refuses to cooperate w your reasonable demands. I feel bad Zach!! I would be so much nicer to you than you give me credit for 😇 ok sorry I know this is fiction and safe and I don’t need to worry but this one felt so real (I vaped w u bc I couldn’t sleep) and it’s such a fantasy of mine. “You know you just had to name the time and place” got me down bad. God bless you and this chaotic horny little treat 🔥
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Oh and the hitting/slapping was a lot ! Idk babe just one water sign/therapists take thanks for doin what you do regardless 🤙🏼
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This had my heart soaring and aching. I used to be close with someone like this, and I for the longest time was interested romantically while he messed around with everyone but me. Then when he finally came to me something traumatic happened to me that completely changed my worldview and I no longer saw him that way and he got offended??? So after about 10 years of being best friends and him knowing I had feelings for him we no longer speak. It’s been like 5 years. We’re blocked on socials and everything.
But I think this healed something in me just a bit. That kind of banter and lack of any sort of barriers or decorum is how we used to be and this is almost like getting to live out all those fantasies I had throughout high school and early college. So genuinely Zach. Thank you for this. Not only was it a masterpiece but it was soul healing as well. 🥰🥹
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Zachary! How dare you?! Leave that kitty alone!
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I am cackling about 15 minutes through. I've never been high in my life. Zachary got ADHD Promax.
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I'm so worried about this boy. Why does he picking women who won't choose him?
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That's it I've been ruined for all men
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You had me at Gilmore Girls
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Zachary, it's unfair how amazing this is.
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Dude. Spoilers.
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make it new girl & we have a deal
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YOCAN 2.0 IS THE SHIT!
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The title had me, but "Nobody compares to you" had me DYING while I was listening in the car. It's taken me a week to come back to say it. Also, I'm stealing the line 🤣🙈 thank you thank you thank you Zach ❤
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this was so 🔥🔥🔥 one of my only repeats
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...this was completely unhinged. I laughed until I cried.
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Only missing tag is [cat bullying] 2 mins in and already hooked 😍
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zach can i run my fingers thru ur curls 😭
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YEESSSS STONER LADIES RISEE
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zach and i are in love
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You can’t even imagine the comments I’ve said out loud. Mostly “I’ve never seen Gilmore girls/ I think this is nick miller/ UNEMPLOYED?!”
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How do you *do* that? Fuuuuck. I appreciate how *real* you make these, and it's some easy to sink in and appreciate the scenario you set up. (And it helps that I know you've got those gorgeous curls 😍😍🫠🫠)
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ZAAAAAACH
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Holy shit!!! Im dead.. you're so cute! 😍
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The Goonies is his favourite movie 😭❤️ I'm already in love with Jim
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THE BANTER!! It had me smiling like a fool the entire time thank you sir 😭
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THE SWITCH AT 25 MINS IN!! HAD ME FLOORED
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You sound so much like Nick from New Girl in this one
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Not me sending this to my husband to takes notes for the next time we’re cuddling while watching Gilmore girls… you make fun content for solo time AND fresh inspo for partnered time 😌 bless you
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please please please do a ghostface/scream audio preferably dark. i’m on my kneees.
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bring back bullying (men)!!!
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what… I have also have a youcan. I also did my research in order to find the best vape… kinda turned on👀
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I just came on here to say that I love your work and I’m pretty sure you’re the male incarnate of me. We literally talk the exact same…it’s spooky lol. Anyways thank you for all of your hard work 🩶
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I just came here to say that I love your work! Also I’m pretty sure you’re the make incarnate of me…we talk the same and everything….spooky lol. Anyways thank you for what you do 🩶
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Your the perfect best friend and boyfriend combined!!! Anytime with you would be everything!!!🫶🏽😂👏😈🔥🔥🔥
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The Boys IS indeed a quality show😫
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SHE LEMONY ON MY SNICKET UNTIL AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT IM PEEING
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high zach sounds like nick miller on absinthe
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Gilmore girls???? Gilmore girlsvvvv?
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MORE OF THIS ASAP PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
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Zach, you're killing me (but in a good way)! You have such a great mix of banter, fluff, and smut that never fails to get me riled up. Thank you for always taking time to create scenes that us listeners can immerse ourselves in.
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Literally just my dream friends to lovers 🥵
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i like it. picasso.
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Zachary.
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OMG! The praise, the begging, the responsible smoking! I can't, I am fully deceased now.
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Oh, and yes, 40 year old women are hot! We just get sexier and more feral with age! - signed a 41 year old woman
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The long talk in the beginning just made it so much better😭
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I don't like how much alike we sound talking as people. I'm toasted rn so hopefully that made sense 😂
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This audio is in HEAVY rotation
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This is giving Nick Miller on crack and I’m so here for it!!
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i’ve never commented before but GOD i loved this. something about the way you’re so sweet the whole time and after !!! makes me feel so safe. thank you for this audio
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I have never came this hard in my life 😅🙈 the begging? Sir. The whimpers? Losing my mind. In love with this audio! Thank you so much!
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I'm so attracted to this man it hurts 😭😭
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142w
Sheesh that was… damn 😅
142w
20 something minutes and no sex?? Bad jokes and creepy behavior, nothing about this is erotic
142w
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NOW I WANT A HIMBO SO BAD
142w
This is so not relevant but 90 WPM would be INSANE.
Anyway, I’m obsessed with this audio. Thanks very much.
142w
You literally spoke into existence one of my longtime fantasies about a college friend. Uggggghhhhh 🥵 This did… many things to me.
142w
Not his last words sending me over the EDGE!!!!🫠
142w
Gilmore Girls is cool and all but LEMONY SNICKET!
141w
I'm in love!! Also gonna relisten while I'm high tonight tee hee 🤭 you're adorable and I love you MWAH
141w
ZACHARY COWAN!!! 😱🫠💥
141w
I need more of this
141w
I don’t know if you’re gonna see this but this is honestly one of my elite studios. Like it’s crazy, it’s so good. The friendship, the banter, it’s like sweet, intimate like holy shit mind blown. Honestly please do more audios like this, the friends to lovers, 420, soft, banter, goofy. (0o0)<(Penguin face)(-.-)(ArghggrGhghghg)
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141w
zach. Someone had better wife you UP.
141w
ofc you're a lorelei you spicy golden retriever 🤣🙌🩷
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141w
Zach this had me wishing you were right here in bed this is so me 😍🤤
140w
“1200-ish says since I last ate you out BUT WHOS COUNTING” 💀💀💀
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140w
Zach! Cuddles, smoke sesh and when your voice changes depth…oh my god.
140w
Did I catch a Bumble notification sound there? 🤣
140w
Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it…
139w
Zach saying "the experience of a non pretty person" as though we aren't all fully aware he's fucking gorgeous 🙄
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138w
No. My life is ruined. Nothing will ever live up to this. What do I do now 😭
138w
idk why but it was the whole “I need the names and addresses of everyone who got to experience this” part that FINISHED ME 🫠
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I
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Funny enough, I'm high af rn and the initial ramble is the most relatable. Also, I finally realized Zach sounds like Paul Rudd sometimes. That's pretty awesome.
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138w
Since Psych was mentioned first we absolutely need a Psych analysis audio next 🙏💚🍍
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138w
I love the ramblings so much they are soo cute 😩😩❤️🔥
138w
I… can’t stop listening to this.
137w
this might be my fav audio on this app
137w
Gilmore Girls?! Sir!
136w
Can u be my boyfriend my husband won't mind 🫠
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136w
the more i listen to your audios the more scared i get that ill never find someone like you like what even, who are you, and why are you in my brain you cute gremlin
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135w
Had not foreseen the use of “Bourgeois” making me even more obsessed. 🤭
134w
“Bro” *romantically*
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133w
There is something so completely, INSANELY hot about yelling “You’re SO wet! I can just tell!” from across the fucking room.
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132w
Dream blunt rotation 🥰
132w
Zach… I am in the office you’re not allowed to be this hot 🥵
131w
I'm only 15 minutes in and cracking up but based on comments it gets better
131w
I feel like just discovered Atlantis - WTAF?! How have I not been on this app before today?! Your audios!! 🫠😂
131w
The most perfect audio ever 😍
131w
Yes. This. ALL OF THIS. The banter 🫰the giggles 🤌 the 🥵🥵🥵
131w
I’m gonna jump on any GG trope. You got me.
130w
Good gravy! We are all goners ladies.
130w
"I need the names and addresses of your past .." excuse me, don't start coz I had to pause and rethink how that line turned me on alittle too much
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129w
It's the audios with jokes that really get me 🫣 stop making me laugh or I will fall in love with you (don't stop)
129w
I need 6 sequels to this specifically
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129w
Do I watch Gilmore Girls? No. Is the beginning goofy banter my favorite part of this? Yes. Do I need 93838 more of these just like this? Also yes.
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129w
Goddamn Zach. You did it again 😭😭
129w
I love these I clean while listening and take hits on cue it's so fun you should make more of these.
129w
Okay Zach idk you were chill like that! Period
128w
Excuse me, sir… you dropped this 👑
128w
THIS NEEDS A PART 2 I BEGGG
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128w
I have the biggest crush on this man. Zach WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME
127w
I haven’t finished but why’d you have to come for all 9 of that cats lives 🤣🤣
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127w
The high ramble is sending me 🤣🤣🤣
127w
How many times have I listened to this? Yes. ♥️
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125w
THIS 👆🏻 is a goddamn masterpiece
124w
Me, a stoner with a master’s degree listening to this: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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124w
I. AM. A. MAN. AFTER. ALL. IS WHAT WILL BE DEATH OF ME FUNERAL IS ON FRIDAY GUYS 😭
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124w
The stupid, silly, chaotic stoner banter takes this to a whole other level of hot. Damn.
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123w
I had heard that this one was good but I wasn’t prepared for just how good. 😵 Standing ovation. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
123w
Part 2 please!! ❤
122w
I never thought I’d hear this man say “look at this mass brother” and “come here smart girl” within ten seconds of each other but here we are
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Omg that was perfection 😍
122w
this is insane how chaotic the beginning of this is (i have a boyfriend but i need you)
122w
I
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I'm worried how much of a chokehold this and the basement character have on me...
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121w
this is so nick miller coded
120w
I'm 💀. Zach I'm trying to get dressed not undone 🥵
120w
Not reading the tags before listening is actually really fun haha I haven't listened to all of your stuff yet, but I hope there's one where you're forced to receive praise because it really sounds like you need it honestly
118w
I could listen to you for hours, yap yap yap yap yap… don’t you ever stop 🥰💍
118w
alright, but what kind of vape was that? 👀
118w
“no i do not wanna unpack that. anyways-“ made me laugh out loud
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The ONLY thing I dislike about this is that you were watching season 7 😭
118w
The Lemony Snicket's meme made me laugh and I found myself amazed that ppl still like it like me <3
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117w
“It’s just common courtesy!” 🤣🤣🤣
117w
Omg friends to lovers has always been my favourite trope, so this KILLED me
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117w
Do you think he’s aware we’re all in love with him or no?
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116w
I feel so wickedly naughty listening to this in public…none of these people know why I'm bouncing my leg so much 😍
116w
I don't know what I did to deserve this 🥵🥵🥵🥵
116w
I see exactly why this is a community favorite, community got good ass muthfuckin taste 😘😘
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115w
please send help because this one took me out and I will never recover
115w
Jesus you are so adorable!
114w
read me to filth with the yucan battery
114w
I. Just. Wow. Wow. I'm not a smoker, but a big GG fan and this was just too good.
113w
YOCAN UNI PRO SHOUT OUT ‼️‼️
113w
Cofort show chill buds, all the cute chat then the Courtesy? And, then I'll be mean to you just tell me? Zach! I need a new best friend?! 💚💚🤣😅
113w
This is top tier choice as opposed to watching the Christopher return though. 🤣
113w
Ok, so on GMG, for a long hot second I thought you were Matt Czuchry, I think it has to do with mouth shape… like you have the same mouth so it makes your word formation similar, I have oddly good ears. Speaking on compliments, I have a boss I have never met but have to speak to over the phone. He is older, nice, an older dad type. He calls me hun sometimes and I tell my work wife “Jimmy called me Hun, swear to god I’m gonna drive to Buffalo and stalk a mf if he says it one more time”. Compliments can toy with a person…
113w
LIKE JACOB AND RENESMEE? help why do i think that’s kinda romantic
112w
My soul has literally left my body after listening to this
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111w
BRUH. How was this the silliest, funniest, SEXIEST thing yet?! Jeeeesus, you've set the bar higher for us all.
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33:50 holy fucking shit, this drove me INSANE
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110w
"pre dad bod post dad bod bod" CACKLING BUT ALSO FAVE BODY TYPE FR
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109w
he Lemony'd on my Snicket til there was an unfortunate event 💀
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Lmao I love this😂
107w
LEMONY SNICKETT???
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107w
zach, what are we? 😩
106w
this was hot & all but i gotta be real, it felt very affirming to hear someone else use “bro” as much as I do
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106w
Man was drowning in there...you good bro? 🤣💕
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104w
Not foxy Robin Hood! 😂🤩 You certainly know your demographic...
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103w
Zach, the man that you are. Only you could make me, the subbiest of subs that ever submitted, get off during a switchy bit. How are you even real?
103w
i could eat you out WHO SAID THAT
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103w
“I made eye contact with the cat” killed me 😂 I love this audio
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103w
Zachs a cat person it's cannon 😩
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102w
"Bring back bullying!" I'm crying 😂😂😂
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102w
I could listen to an hour podcast of Zach’s banter and opinions on tv shows alone.
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101w
Came here to say yes to everything you said about Gilmore girls! Also team Jess forever.
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101w
Zachary🫠🔥
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100w
this is beyond incredible. like I think I’m actually in love with you.
99w
You had me at [Goofy] [Banter]
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99w
Zach...why do you know about my master's degree and where I left off on my Gilmore girls rewatch 👀
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96w
Omg Zachary, my best friend's name is Rebecca. I know I'm high, but this is getting weird, right? 😂
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96w
I am a puddle on the streetcar 🫠
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95w
Excuse me. The voice change at “pretty girl”. EXCUSE. ME.
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94w
Having a shitty mental health day, everything feels... heavy. Couldn't listen to music, had no patience for my headspace app. Tried some new audios and wanted to chuck my phone at a wall. Went to my faves list and hit play on this and... Thank you Zach for this delightful slice of goofiness. First time I've felt light all day.
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94w
Listening high af. The high me is hanging on every word about the show and I have never watched an episode but I am invested! Your inhale is impressive. Is that a real device bc I need one. High me thinking how would product placement work on Quinn. Moan groan oh damn I knocked over my insert product name groan moan. My brain is having an entire side conversation with before sex started you. 💚😂😂😂. You’re fucking awesome man!
91w
God Zach just give me one chance
90w
I miss my high slutty friends so much 🥲
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me who has never watched Gilmore Girls: yes exactly king 🙂↕️
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omg
84w
Zach is the man i would forever feel safe with ♥️🫶🏼
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81w
Not the 30 rock ref!!!!
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😭😭😭
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This is unbelievably hot 😍
77w
this one is unbeatable it’s so hot i feel like im dyinggg
76w
Okay so this was crazy
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76w
Why do I like Zach calling me bro? 🙈
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As a therapist with a master’s degree who loves Gilmore Girls and dorky guys.. I love this.
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68w
Wait this was so fucking cute and funny. When he brought up Jacob and Renesmee I nearly swerved my car off the road. Omgggggggg
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67w
I’m so here for the Gilmore Girls ranting
58w
holy shit dude, this is the only audio I've listened to more than once on Quinn. More of this please! 420 goofy banter time with Zach is my favorite way to come down from the day 🥰❤️
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57w
stop the church bells from ringjng😭😭😭
56w
It’s giving adorable goober energy and I’m living for it.
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56w
Lol, this was weird as hell, but I'm here for it.
55w
Not the yocan!!!! 😂
52w
13 minutes in, nothing sexy has happened yet, and yet this is the best thing I've ever heard
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52w
Came got the stoner ethos and Zach's moans.
Stayed for his feminist philosophy. Okay fine, AND his moans.
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52w
I did not expect to laugh this much to an audio on this app but damn this was hilarious 😂 beautiful and hot too don’t get me wrong
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51w
I keep listening to this one omg stoners rlly won
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Call me your pretty girl one more time 🥰🤭☺️🥹
44w
I died at No No Zone lololol 🤣
44w
"Wooow wow dude" 🤣🤣🤣
41w
It’s so stupid you can’t leave an audio comment on these things. I hate having to translate rapid thinking into words. I’m sure I’ll fade out of the Quinn hyper fixation soon enough, and before I do so I wanted to take a moment to genuinely thank you for being you. Maybe this is just me being super oblivious to most outlets out there that hold content with minds like yours, but I have a feeling you’re a bit of a rarity. Hearing you ramble about fucking Gilmore Girls (a show I am currently using as “background” for whatever project I’m working on) gave me this “ah ha” moment of there are other people out there that process the world through a similar lens as I do. And that was a beautiful moment for me and I just wanted to thank you for helping me experience it. And also I just died when you made the comment about locking eyes with your cat. There are specific moments in life when you’re listening to someone or conversing with them and they say something and your heart just melts and you think to yourself… “this is one of my peopleeeeee”. Weird ass fucking introverts who just wanna ninja slice through the bullshit of what’s “proper” and say what’s on their mind. What they’re feeling. Give their genuine take and perspective in a meaningful and respectful manor. Most of the time. I’m so holed up most of the time I don’t allow myself the opportunities much to meet people and connect and banter, so it’s just rare I come across someone who does possess that innate ability to be spontaneously witty and insightful. Makes me wanna get out there and find more like minded folks to connect with. I come for banter… sometimes stay for the other stuff 🤫, and like the reoccurring thought I keep having is that you need to, if you haven’t already, 420 up and watch Love is Blind. Seriously, do this. Psychoanalyzing the cast and just the whole fucking premise and thinking about how the editors manipulate footage and all of the obvious pleasure needs these guys and gals have is so entertaining. Wanna talk about a sexy night in? Fucking Love is Blind and some Freudian-like banter. Money. Well, probably not “money”, because I can’t imagine many folks finding that activity mildly entertaining, but if you find yourself with some solid free time to get down and dirty with literally the best reality TV show ever created in the history of Netflix… make sure you’re suitably flying high enough cuz watching it sober would probably just make you lose another tiny little chunk of respect for our society. And, of course, holler if you wanna talk to someone about it.
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40w
This is by far my faaaavorite series. Love love loooove the concept and keep coming back for it. Begging for an Xmas version to survive the holiday blues.
33w
ATTN first time listeners: the couch is L shaped. That’s not revealed until ep2 and now I have to re-listen to ep1 cause I was visualizing it all wrong lmfao
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29w
maybe i’m just really high, but i couldn’t stop smiling
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28w
Psych mention and LOTR in the first 2min??? Yes please! Also you made me google if flower smoke is safe for cats 😝😝 (it is, just don’t blow it in their faces or hotbox them). Thanks for the giggles, GG discussion (Jess is the best and WHY YOU BLAME LORELAI for LUKE not telling her about his KID??) and the goosebumps!
26w
I think the banter alone healed like 43 things in me ❤️🩹
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26w
Okay love the setup! that was relatable🤣 (I’m getting a Masters in Psychology so yes I do use therapy speak💀)
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This series is whatever the audio version is of comfort tv/movie is. It’s SO GOOD.
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12w
Low key the way you talked to the cat, is how my boyfriend talks to his cat 🤣🤣🤣
11w
Lorelai was 15 when she got pregnant with Rory. lol I was yelling at you during this whole conversation lol
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9w
Psych mentioned while smoking? I'm in love
8w
This was sooooo good. So fun and hot at the same time!
7w
That was an absolutely immaculate O, sir. And the banter in this is amazing!
5w
i was eating breakfast while listening to this and the tummy bit had me spitting out eggs across my bedroom 😭😭
4w
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