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Apr 1, 2025

A Completely Normal Unplugged

Bad Influence

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M4F

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18m 10s

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Apr 1, 2025

A Completely Normal Unplugged

Bad Influence

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1,251 favorites

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[M4F] [D2L] [Goofy] [Fantasizing] [Plenty of Food Play] [Wetter Than Seattle on a Fall Day] [Kitten] [Masturbation] [Toys] [Moaning] [Panting] [Overstim] [Dramatic Reading of the Chili’s Menu] [Happy April's Fool Day]

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inkedmistress

Thank you Milo 🖤 that's all 🫠

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melodyaddams

Milo istg 😭😭😭

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feistykitty

Happy April fools ♥️

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savagebitchmode

Just when I thought a Triple Dipper couldn't get more sexy.

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libraseason

goofy Milo is the best Milo I rest my case

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echoesaftermidnight

Triple Dipper is always a favorite… oh, that’s a menu item at Chilis?!

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feistykitty

I’m loving Goofy Milo this morning 🥰

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xtreschaudemercix

The Chili’s menu. Milo, keep being the man you are babe. 💋

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classykitten

Hahaha I dying, how many takes did you do for the beginning?? 😂😂😂

I mean you didn’t have to make it up to us but I really don’t mind that you did 🫠🖤

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abunchofbananas

Milo really said “Hi, welcome to Chilis.” 💀

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amemichelle

Thank you for the giggles this morning sir! 😂

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Inactive User

[Dramatic Reading of the Chili’s Menu] probably the spiciest tag I ever did read 😮‍💨🌶️

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absolutpeach

Now I'm hungry *and* hungry. Does Chili's deliver? 🌶🫠

Happy April Fools Day!! Thank you, Milo.

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envyvee

Milo please!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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bby00

Now THAT is a cheese pull.

Also I need the blooper reel of this because I know damn well you didn’t make it through this.

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submissus

Going to listen to this over two for one margs and some chips & salsa at Chilis obviously 🙂‍↔️

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savagebitchmode

When you think the seductive menu reading is your April Fools but it's really you not doing round 2. I hope that they forget your sauces the next time you get a Triple Dipper, Milo!

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anonymous198

This makes me just adore you even more 🙂🙃🙂

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OricalSor

Chili‘s should play this in their on-hold message

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tseoxx

Pls💀💀💀

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liliium

Omg omg omg

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blackcatbrat

Well… I did not realize the sound of that toy had me pavloved from the last time… but here we are.

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somebody-sedate-me

stop talking about how heavy it is or I stg I’m gonna ask if you need help carrying it around 🫠 (never stop, I love it here)

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Inactive User

someone get Mr.Chili’s here NOW!!!! we have our new marketing strategy

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hisprincessbaddie

This man can even make a Chilli’s menu sound erotic.

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imightnotbelonghere

The stars aligning when I decide to work from home and this falls into my lap. 🫠😂

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pluviowriting

And I feel god in this Chili’s tonight

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pluginthevibe

In the words of Pam Beesley “And I feel god in this chilis tonight”

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kaybeez

“You don’t just have to feel God in this Chili’s tonight” 😂🤣😂🤣 who knew the Chili’s menu was so dirty. Thanks for the giggles

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motheraphrodite23

I thought the dirty talk training was last week...

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lowcifer

Me at Chili’s, with a chip halfway to my mouth, while enjoying my lunchtime chips and salsa. 😳😳🫠

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spicyyy.gal

MILO LMFAO😭😭😭

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keylimes

The appropriate reaction to house made ranch

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darkness60

Never apologise for goofyness😁only apologise if you really mean it😉in all other cases, sorry, not sorry🤣🤣🤣🤣

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littlebluejaye

Sometimes it helps to remember the date 🤣 maybe then I wouldn't have done a spit take across my desk at "dramatic reading of the menu at Chili's"

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prettykittie

when a hot guy is also goofy >>>>>

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littlemousekitten

I love it here

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ambivertfluer

And now I need a Triple Dipper like my life depends on it Milo the man that you are 🥵🫠

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softaspetals

“welcome back to chilis” has me cracking up in my office right now lmao

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quietsilhouette

God I hope they give you some sort of commission for this because I am needing chilis in a biblical way 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️ I love you Milo lmao

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serenalove

What is in your ears?!?! Don’t gate keep, Milo

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p5trich0r

This Milo is my favourite Milo ever 🖤

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coxietbc

Not the triple dipper!!!

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quietsilhouette

God I hope they give you some sort of commission because I now need chilis in a biblical way 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

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sirensong114

Now I have to go search for Chili's gluten-free menu. If there isn't one, I'll tell my good friend and co-worker, who now thinks I'm crazier than her for bursting out in hysterics at my desk, to order some so I can just smell it.

Being able to laugh while getting hot and heavy is an absolute must!

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gemddd

Thank you Milo Thank you

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lily2002

This had me laughing! Guess I’m having Chili’s tonight.

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sapphiresbite

Milo! I am so giddy right now. Listened at work and legit broke out into a stifled fit of giggles in the beginning, because why man why? 😂 Please let goofy Milo come out to play more often.

So many things running through my head right now. You once said that you’re jealous of our toys. Well, I’m fucking jealous of yours 🫦 Thank you so much for that display of raw delicious torture. God those noises, involuntary and all. I thank the manufacturer 😂

Was listening to Unplugged: Pillow Talk last night, where you said sometimes you want to continue recording after. THIS. I’m craving and imagining the after of this.

I really could keep going, but I’m gonna end this dissertation by saying thank you for making my day so much better ♥️

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quinning.it.all

[Dramatic Reading of the Chilis Menu] is the tag I did not have on my 2025 Bingo card but im absolutely sat for it

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imloulou

Laughed so much I had to cover my mouth, then the sound of the toy just hit me with a Pavlovian reaction and I was a goner. Nicely done, Milo. 👍

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Nikipedia

That was hilarious, thanks Milo. I'll never look at a triple-dipper the same way again.

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darlingmel

I absolutely lost it at “feeling God in this Chili’s tonight” 😂. I CANNOT with you. You perfect, ridiculous, feral man.

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lisac

I was trying so hard to be into it and I almost left 😆😆 glad I stayed 😉

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firetjie

Non US listener, suddenly I crave Chili's. The teasing of a round 2 is diabolical!

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kiwisinpie

Hell yeah louder with everyone else fuuuckkk!!!!

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thirsttrapped

From the U.K. I have zero clue what these menu items are but I think I could take them all with Milo's help 😆🫠

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smackmyazzlikeadrum

House made ranch makes me feel the same way.

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crazymommax2

Well, I'm satisfied with this April fools 😏😍

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fieryfi

Thank you for making me laugh on what’s been a horrible day. I love the goofy Milo and he needs to come out more often. You don’t need to ask if I want to hear you cum, I always do, you make such beautiful sounds when you do .xx

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Gabssaid

So in top of that we get to hear your laugh🫠🫠🫠 pretty please

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grrlpnts

But does the Chili's menu include...club sauce?

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tellurdadisaywassup

now I’m gonna have to explain to my husband why we gotta go to Chili’s like, RIGHT NOW

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claireonfire

You’re perfect 👌

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claireonfire

You’re perfect 💋

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kat1219

The Office reference absolutely sent me!

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kitkat3000

I’m not proud of this but I actually did have a physical reaction to “house-made ranch”

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spicy.dreamer

🤣🤣 Haven't been to Chili's in about 10 years, but now I gotta go just to look at the menu. Loved this!!!

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somegirlxx

I’ll have what he’s having!

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wingspan1980

Cheese melting! Milo I’m melting 🫠

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english-rose

Guess I know what I’m getting my boyfriend for his birthday next week…

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wingspan1980

Goofy Milo is the best 🤪

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its.just.me

This was amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

But also…..amazing 😳🫠🫠🫠🫠

But please tell us what’s in your ears when you record!! 🙏🏻

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bluebuzzed

hit play without looking at the tags and zoned out until i heard "quesadilla explosion salad" im crying so bad LMFAOOOO

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savagebitchmode

Do you take requests? Can you do the cheesecake factory next?

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Babyohhoney

MILO! I don’t know what was the best part, your laughter or how hot the end was. Ugh. 😵‍💫

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underwateruklover

I can’t tell you how many times I audibly said ‘yes please’ to this audio. And the noises you make 🥵JESUS, I can’t cope. Thank you for another blinder!

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bernibops

Naw cos we don't have Chili's in Ireland so i got excited by the tag. Like those big massive mozzarella thingys, good God aye, they look amazing. Anyways, *presses play*

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xbubble_teax

At that first "sweetheart" I legitimately went "oh fuck off Milo" and proceeded to melt into my bed kicking my feet 🤭🤭

As you were, sir 🫠

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thot2go

is audio erotica the future of corporate sponsorship?!! bc that shit worked too damn well

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herefortheshow8

For the amount of cackling I did, you get all the Dundies! 😅🏆 Hottest in the office ✅ Fine work ✅ Tight Ass ✅ Best Dad(dy) ✅

Michael Scott would be proud!

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eggshelljp

On a scale of 🌶️ to 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ How feral am I that I want to go on a date with this toy of your’s Milo, order a triple dipper, and your book draft and hang out by myself?

Goofy too

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navahbloodmoon

What...no really...what...really? Really? REALLY? WHAT? Really?... What?...

Sir, how dare you turn me on with the goddamned Chili's menu?! THE UNMITIGATED GALL!

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bynikke

GOOFY MILO!! Yippieeeee!! Also this was a wild first introduction to the Chili’s menu

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smarshmellow

Ngl, the start may have been you goofing around but that was hot as hell and I’m gonna need to unpack that with my therapist…

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gobbleme

I'll have what he's having

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suchagoodbabygirl

KEEP 🌶️ IT 🌶️ SPICY 🌶️

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justchillout

Siskel and Ebert give it 5 💦 and reportedly claimed "I didn't know whether to laugh, finish, or order a quesadilla explosion salad".

Goofy is hot, see you at Chili's 😆

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aryastarrrrrk

The whispers gave me the CHILIS 🌶🤭....

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chranona

No but I kinda felt something when Milo talked about the chocolate cake tho 😮‍💨

This had me laughing so much, so thank you! Adored the goofy 🥹🩷 happy April fools

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motheraphrodite23

I think my favorite thing about this one is that it's going to be someone's first Bad Influence audio 😆

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its.just.me

You know the Chili's web designer is somewhere in his dungeon like why the massive web traffic on our menu today....? 😏

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epiphanybakes

In front of my Southwestern egg rolls?!

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sxyselkie

Spicing up my afternoon hike! Thanks Milo, love the PNW shout out 🌲

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Inactive User

i was laughing OUT loud at the beginning

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raves21

You know what ... hell yea 🫠😮‍💨

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josephine11

I needed the giggles. 😂❤️

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gal808

You need to be the next spokesperson for Chili’s…I’ll meet you there!

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naughtybutnice

Literally lol’d. that’s great

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whyiskerihere

Definitely a Seattle girl with that opening. 😂 I will always be on team “silly but make it sexy”.

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pbctini

*sigh* munching on another unplugged

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persephoneswife

Happy april fools to the goofiest of Quinn creators 😂 you’re seriously such a fucking dork. But that’s why we love you 🖤

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livelaughlexapro

I mean i was fine listening to the chilis menu tbh 🌶️

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ladyrexie

I'll never be able to walk into a Chili's with a straight face ever again! This was brilliant! I absolutely adore your goofy side, Milo. Happy April Fool's Day!

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dotttott

You had me at dramatic reading of the Chili's menu. 🌶

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audiobookdragon

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Would eat here again!

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glaring.skies

Wow. 🤯 🫠🫠

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nannersbananes

Have seen so many comments to VA's that they could read the phone book/dictionary/cereal box. Milo says, "Hold my [Chili's menu]." Genius, Milo. Don't ever stop King.

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sexycupcakegrl

Damn!! Lmao!! So good, Milo!! 🔥🥵🔥🥵 great April fools joke

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sexycupcakegrl

And now...I want Chilis!! Lmao

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sassygmct

Happy Birthday to me!! BEST Apri Fools Day ever! Milo, this is just proof that your voice sounds sexy no matter what you read! I'm working on my Masters degree and do a lot of reading, you could read research papers to me!! Please!!

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amanda385

I need the outtakes! 🤣

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junocupcake

I cracked up at “keep it spicy”, this is amazing😆 (group trip to chili’s?!)

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emmnyc

Real time reaction: Is this your version of reading the phone book?😂😂😂💀 Not the molten chocolate cake!!!🥵 You can’t call me Sweetheart after that🤣 Ahh Milo giggles Fuck Milo! You canNOT whisper in my ear like that after making me cackle out loud. welcome back to Chiles had me out of my chair laughing so hard😂 Wait wait I know that sound Ohnooooooo

Fuuuuuuucckkk

Who are you listening to Milo… Oh our good boy Shake Shiver

This kitten loves to play Let’s eat

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dubiousdescent

Only slightly embarrassed to admit that “I’m gonna make you see him,” would’ve worked on me 😂 Earned that [Goofy] tag fr lol

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eclerchick

I didn’t know I needed this 😁 My morning became so much better 🤭

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jessbee

Everyone at Chili's Corporate 😳😳😳

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kimber2685

Well, fuck me all the way up… The most dangerous voice making sexual innuendos about Chilis menu items? INTO IT.

The giggles 🫠 I don’t think I’ll ever get this smile off my face.

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pixieflower

That tag sent me out into orbit 😭

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goodgirlness

Chili’s should really hire you for a commercial 👏 it’d be Super Bowl worthy

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oldwoman

Seriously. Are there any specials?

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aubles

I'm gonna be SO sexually confused next time I eat at Chili's.

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tryitandseewhathappens

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

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actanonverba

I so adore your goofy side! You are a brilliant human.

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pickingpoppies

🩷😹🩷🌶️🌶️🌶️

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dessoleil

CACKLED

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restless4real

Ooh, babe. Dinner and a show, you're too good... Proof a talented soul can truly read damn near anything and rock some socks off.

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wickedgames

yeah can i get uhhhhh

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bxtchie

pleaseee why was this still hot 🙈😂

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smuttymommy25

Milo you’re literally my favorite creator on here. You’re not afraid to show your goofy side and you always go above and beyond with your audios. Thank you for always being 100% you.

P.S. I love when you use this toy

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literoticbby

I'm on a train right now and I am DECEASED over the start. Oh my god I'm fucking snortingggggg.

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lemonslustloves

Having never been to a Chili’s in my life this is fucking hilarious and yet unfathomably sexy 😵‍💫🥵 I’m so confused 😂😂

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Lambfl

Definitely need a Chili's sponsorship. Chili's has never sounded better or sexier 👀🤭😂

And yes- the rest of it more than made it up for it. You spoil us, Milo.

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Earquake

I was just talking to my family about ordering dinner from Chili’s! Also yay for selecting the superior dessert! The skillet cookie whatever is weaaaak. *is looking at menu as he’s actually doing the masturbation*

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lethalethyl

I lost my shit at Quesadilla explosion salad. There was no recovering. ☠️

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cherrieontop12

This man is about to single handedly raised Chili’s Q2 sales numbers

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rneva

Lmao I don't know how you kept it up but I couldn't stop giggling at the first bit. Thanks for this one Milo 💜

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muddycait

You are absolutely not sorry. 😂

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maybekindaz

now milo, I don't play about my triple dipper

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misscomfy

1. Massive kudos for the commitment to the bit. Peak silliness 🤌

2. You save yourself for us??? That's so fucking hot

3. Post o brained Milo might be one of the cutest things I've ever heard

Thanks for the smiles and giggles and orgasms 🫶

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classykitten

I usually don’t comment twice but I need to say thank you 🙏🏼 I know the point of this audio was not this, but I had an very important thing at work today and was so freaking nervous, needed to snap out of it so decided to listen to this before and laughing helped so much and well the rest got me focused 😄 let’s just say I killed it and all thanks to you! This will now be a thing I do before these kind of things to handle the nerves 🖤

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cassie1313

Happy April Fools! The dramatic menu reading was so entertaining! I knew you could read anything and we would love listening to your voice but I was not anticipating this! 🤣

So… about that gag reel… you kept it? Right? There is no way you made it through the whole menu without a giggle. Please please post it!! 🥺🙏

Also this “work week” was months long I really needed the laugh. So…thanks for that.

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izziemai

So I guess what I always thought is true, Milo can read just about anything and I’ll be into it

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howdyho

I only had time for the goofy bit yesterday but immediately favorited. Just listened to the rest and unfavorited so I could favorite it again 🤪

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pardonmysass

After all that, I think you deserve an Ultimate Smokehouse Combo, Milo 😂😂😂 Thank you so much, I really needed that laugh at the beginning, it made my day! I will say you nearly got me with the chocolate lava cake because 😳🥴🫠

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NyxieViolet

I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready to meet my maker today either. And now I really can't look at Chili's the same way again. Damn it, Milo!

(Also, please don't stop. This was amazing, and so are you. 💜🖤)

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herimagination

🤤🫠🥲

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peach.blossom

In tears by 3:28 and needed more than a minute to get my breathing back to normal 🤣 Haven’t been to Chili’s in over a year, but definitely making plans now (they really should sponsor you haha). Thank you for the regularly-scheduled fun too, as they did help stop the tears 🤭

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rope.kittie

Not an Office reference thrown in there, too?! 🪦🫶🏻 Also, the shaky breathing is lethal, but adding the Milo "pretty please" just murdered my ghost.

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hellobrian

Jokes on you, I’m a Taurus, I love food so this works for me.

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please.and.thanks

The Chili’s sponsor we didn’t know we needed!

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brightworld

This is why you're my fave creator here lol.

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piecurious

Milo, PLEASE give us some bloopers from the first six minutes 🙏

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cream13

Omg I literally had to read all of the comments because I have no one to talk to about this 😭 perfection!

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fineeedime

hahahahahaha unfortunately the beginning would work on me 🧎‍♀️

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smyann

Your laugh is the best always be goofy 🤪

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rosielovesyou

I, too, moan like this about house made ranch.

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coxietbc

Not the toy from Decluttered 3 making an appearance. Dear God, Milo. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭💀💀💀

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goneferal

Sir, that's a drill

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dysr3gulat3d

Never been more sexually confused in my life

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alli.bee

MILOOOO I have no idea if I’m turned on or hungry or both 😩

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sxynsouthern

I never knew someone reading the Chili’s menu could do *that* to me 🥵

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batalie

Milo, I can't stand you. 😂

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victoriawren

I just had an asthma attack from laughing too hard. Seriously, I had to pause to find my inhaler somewhere in the middle of the menu. Possibly the sexiest thing you’ve ever made, Milo.

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haeresis.dea

You are freaking hilarious. I love it

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soulkisses

Mmmmm….Chilli’s…Milo, why’d you stop????

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scarletparamour

We love goofy! Don't apologize, that was funny. Thank you.

1

67w

🦄

hotmessss.

Milo 🤪🥵

67w

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scottsdaleblonde

Honestly I was on board with the bit but the abrupt turnaround was 😮‍💨

1

67w

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unevenbreath

LMAO you are a menace to society.

1

67w

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blueropes

the amount of giggles I giggled 🤭

67w

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ohdeerieme

Would not recommend the beginning of this audio while recovering from bronchitis. I have perished from laughter.

3

67w

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smutnhoney

I feel Milo in this Chili’s 🌶️ tonight 😈🙌🏻

2

67w

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music19

🤣 girls like goofy too

1

67w

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darklark

Hahaha what?! The way I almost stopped it, you got me 💀. I guess I'm kitten now, wth.

67w

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jsofia

My brain has curled toes right now. Don’t ask me how that’s even possible.

Ask Milo.

1

67w

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cherrypin

Omg the noises you make send me to a different place entirely. Thank you so much for sharing Milo 😘 I love hearing you be so good for Mommy 💛

67w

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spankbank

I feel like Jennifer Coolidge thinking “it makes me want a triple dipper real bad” 🤣

1

67w

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happytumbleweed420

WE LOVE GOOFY MILO 💜 never apologize for being silly!

1

67w

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rowanberrylight

You goober. I love you 🤟🏾

1

67w

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sassymcsugarbritches

I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute. This is art.

67w

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adorare

I’m late to this party but I’m cracking up over here at 6:45am. I’ve been so stupid busy and stressed that I’ve been missing here. I needed this laugh 😆 Milo you’re a treasure

67w

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silentlysilent

I’m cracking up, I can’t get through this audio with a straight face

67w

💫

Mimssss

Missed hearing your laugh!

1

67w

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tamikins

LOL k ya got me horny and starving, thx ❤️ (low-key was hoping for Brat party pt2 🥹) but I appreciate the triple dipper 🤣

67w

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mermaidsandcats29

I…thank you Milo

67w

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rosyreverie

🤣🤣🤣🤣 we're all feeling it in this chili's tonight 🤣🌶

1

67w

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sosh.o

I can never go to Chilis again 🤣🤣 I cackled too hard. Thanks for the laughs

67w

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spaceyxlacie

I’m dying 😂

67w

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framboise4

I have become a molten chocolate cake. God, I could listen to this man murmur anything

67w

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regraved

So it turns out you really can read me a menu with a voice with that much gravel in it and I still identify as Seattle on a fall day 🫣

6

67w

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poorbaby1

i've finally found it. the one audio that was impossible for me to listen to in public🙊

67w

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cutethulhu635

Would you say you were “craving nourishment”?

1

67w

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restingbeachface

Never ever apologize for an Office reference 🤣

2

67w

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bratty.batty

You had me in the first half. 😂

67w

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zoeanne10

Feeling highly disappointed that there is no Chili’s in New Zealand 😅

Thanks for the giggles and showing us goofy Milo

67w

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maria1647

Needed this smile, thanks Milo! (Also thanks to @bloodtypedietcoke for the ranch recipe!!)

67w

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distanceleven

Is this sponsored? 🤣

1

67w

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piscesprincessinthesix

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SILLY!!! I love goofy Milo. Omg I wish you could hear my giggling. This was awesome. What time should I meet you at Chili’s 🌶️🥵

67w

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floral.blushing

I too left my brain in the front half of that audio. One (metaphorical) forehead kiss for relieving me of thoughts for a moment!

67w

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morelikedeathlyholos

The way I cackled. Now I'm hungry AND thirsty.

67w

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mona.lott

I thought I was ready. I wasn’t. This took me out in the filthiest, funniest way possible. 😂

You're such a goofball. 😜

67w

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okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm

LMFOOOO

66w

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annieareyouokay295

I have no idea what Chilli's is but they sound good

66w

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annieareyouokay295

Yeah, the brain was not braining there for a while

66w

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sardonicbrat

“Welcome back to chiles” excuse me, I have to pick myself off of the floor from laughing so hard.

66w

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temptressredmond

🫣🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 although I adored this... I burst out laughing at my desk when you said CHILI'S, my dude! 🙌🏽

66w

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stargirl713

"to go for round two or not" *Audio ends* TEASE

4

66w

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Sillymusicgirl

Milo whimpers are the best whimpers and you cannot tell me otherwise.

1

66w

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thronesex

Why tf is the chili’s menu getting me horned up?????

1

66w

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hannadonna

I'm not sure the bet was to give feedback so I'll leave here. Milo has somehow become the absolute king of escapism and exploration. Like if I'm looking to completly switch off and want to dive into a proper sexy audiobook it's miles sweet stories. But also if I see an intro series episode I'm like ok safe to explore something weird and always suprised at the outcome when i have a proper understanding of it. Anyway just to say I was scrolling for a story tonight and thought wow he's become my go to for this stuff. I feel like this guy gets it and delivers so thanks

66w

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jorja1

Listening to this while working

66w

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messymez

I laughed out loud at triple dipper😂

66w

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troubleallmydaze

Man, chilli's slaps

66w

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actanonverba

I am low key frustrated with my physical response whenever I come back to this audio 🤪 And I’m not even on a continent where Chili‘s exists, damn it. But that’s neither here nor there. I wish I could explain why this is one of my favorite audios. Alas, here we are.

66w

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bagelbitch98

The chilis menu took me out 😂🤌🏻

65w

brattbot

horny for chili's 🌶️

65w

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little.wolfie

How on earth do you make a menu sound sexy?! You are very good at what you do

65w

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millennial-dog-mom

I can feel God in this Chillis tonight 🫶🏻

65w

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little-dove

This genuinely did it for me from the very beginning to the very end.🫠

65w

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woooooff

I’ve never wanted chilis so bad in my whole life,this was the best chilis ad ever! #chilisinfluencer

64w

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woooooff

I want my baby baby baby on his back

64w

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pepperylime

Started giggling, couldn't stop, and I greatly appreciate that

64w

user-deleted

Absolutely love when you’re incoherent

1

62w

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paisleysgirl12

Ladies. Love our Milo but damn he sounds like Sebastian Stan and now I am feral 😂👀

62w

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Becky84

Your whimpers and moans make me feral!

1

62w

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boutiquexperience

Fucking love this goofy Milo is my favorite

62w

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boutiquexperience

Incoherent Milo = also my favorite

62w

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boutiquexperience

Need you all to know that THIS right here is how I am returning to myself as a whole fucking person while I get the morning to myself without responsibilities on Mother’s Day

[Dramatic Reading of the Chili’s Menu] is not how I thought I’d be spending this time but I’m not mad about it

Thanks for making me giggle and feel like my own person again Milo ❤️

1

62w

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ladyabigor

This was everything. Good boy.

60w

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3-nity

GOD. Hearing you enjoy yourself is the sexiest thing I have ever heard.

3

59w

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sagereads86

😳 All of that was my favorite sound

1

59w

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annah365

That turned left haha! How adorable

59w

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rhiannon27

I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT 😂💀

Oh Pam

1

58w

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fromthetop34

Hahaha wait Milo I can’t listen to this in public or late at night. I’m laughing waayyy to loud 🤣 I know wrong restaurant but I’m lovin’ it 👏 👏

54w

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tryitandseewhathappens

Here I am 3 months later because this makes me cackle with laughter and, due to world events, I could use a good cackle now and again

52w

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duchess-m

ISTG stuttering, orgasm drunk Milo is the most delicious thing I have ever heard

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51w

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circuit333

I love goofy Milo so much. That was adorkable.

2

51w

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booksmutgirly

ur so funny. petition to turn every man into you

2

42w

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crazybitch48

🤣🤣🤣🤣

33w

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Gabssaid

The [moaning] sounds brings butterflies to my stomach ev-ery-time

28w

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petite.rebelle

Your combination of goofiness, moans and chuckle could turn desert into wetlands.

And now, eating at Chili’s with my kids will never be the same 😏🔥 🌶️

23w

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your.sweet.kitten

Hahaa! At the office, shovelling my lunch salad into my mouth and trying not to choke at the hot menu reading. 😋

22w

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aswitchygoodbrat

No Milo 🤣 I can't with this. Goofy is still sexy.

1

20w

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bowchickameowmeow

This Canadian is so grateful that we do not have Chili’s here because I could never ever look at this menu the same again if we did. 😅

17w

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